What I want to name my kids

[Grey Area]

It bled to death. 

 

It must have made a hell of a mess if the volume of blood was the only thing keeping it rigid. I consider that to be an acceptable result.

[Gopher Gary]

It bled to death. 

 

It must have made a hell of a mess if the volume of blood was the only thing keeping it rigid. I consider that to be an acceptable result.

I was joking and being hilarious.  It might just be because coathangers are a dangerous barbaric idea that predates women's rights to safe legal abortions. Or maybe because Borty McBortface was funny and you ruined it by making a lesser quality joke. 

[Grey Area]

I was joking and being hilarious.  It might just be because coathangers are a dangerous barbaric idea that predates women's rights to safe legal abortions. Or maybe because Borty McBortface was funny and you ruined it by making a lesser quality joke. 

In real life a social faux-pas like that would cause long term problems for me (or at least earn me a lot of glares and angry muttering), but here I get helpful advice from a passing rodent. That's nice.

[Gopher Gary]

I know, right. I'm awesome like that. 

["couldbecousin"]

I know, right. I'm awesome like that. 

  Humble too. 

[Gopher Gary]

I know, right. I'm awesome like that. 

  Humble too. 

Aw, shucks. 

[Yuri Bezmenov]

If I had a boy I'd name him Niggar just to make him tough.

[odeon]

For the good of the gene pool, please don't have kids.

[Queen Victoria]

Okay, breaking confidentiality here.  We named The PR            Eleanor.  After Eleanor of Aquitaine. 

Her nicknames as a wee one included:
Ellie strawbelly
Ellie kadelly
CinderEleanor

She decided on Nellie as a nickname as a teen and it's been that ever since.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

For the good of the gene pool, please don't have kids.

You already ruined it.

[Gopher Gary]

My gene pool has adjustable Jacuzzi jets. 

[Lestat]

Eleanor? thats classy. I really like it. Pretty, and elegant. A good reflection of the lady herself:)

Me, if I had kids. First choices would be kassiane, typhanee, cazzie, laura, (all after some of my favourite people in the world I've ever known) or persephone for a girl, got less good ideas for a boy. Loki would be my first choice. Second line, Uriel, kane/kain.