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Offline Grey Area

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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #195 on: December 14, 2016, 08:39:48 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 14, 2016, 07:25:58 PM
It bled to death.  :zoinks:
 

It must have made a hell of a mess if the volume of blood was the only thing keeping it rigid. I consider that to be an acceptable result.
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #196 on: December 15, 2016, 05:58:27 PM »
Quote from: Grey Area on December 14, 2016, 08:39:48 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 14, 2016, 07:25:58 PM
It bled to death.  :zoinks:
 

It must have made a hell of a mess if the volume of blood was the only thing keeping it rigid. I consider that to be an acceptable result.

I was joking and being hilarious.  :zoinks: It might just be because coathangers are a dangerous barbaric idea that predates women's rights to safe legal abortions. Or maybe because Borty McBortface was funny and you ruined it by making a lesser quality joke.  :hahaha:
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #197 on: December 15, 2016, 06:17:52 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 15, 2016, 05:58:27 PM
I was joking and being hilarious.  :zoinks: It might just be because coathangers are a dangerous barbaric idea that predates women's rights to safe legal abortions. Or maybe because Borty McBortface was funny and you ruined it by making a lesser quality joke.  :hahaha:

In real life a social faux-pas like that would cause long term problems for me (or at least earn me a lot of glares and angry muttering), but here I get helpful advice from a passing rodent. That's nice.
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #198 on: December 15, 2016, 06:23:44 PM »
I know, right. I'm awesome like that.  :zoinks:
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #199 on: December 16, 2016, 06:23:22 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 15, 2016, 06:23:44 PM
I know, right. I'm awesome like that.  :zoinks:

  Humble too.  :P :hug:
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #200 on: December 16, 2016, 03:08:51 PM »
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #201 on: June 23, 2017, 05:10:47 AM »
If I had a boy I'd name him Niggar just to make him tough.
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #202 on: June 24, 2017, 03:06:14 AM »
For the good of the gene pool, please don't have kids.
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #203 on: June 24, 2017, 07:38:54 AM »
Okay, breaking confidentiality here.  We named The PR            Eleanor.  After Eleanor of Aquitaine. 

Her nicknames as a wee one included:
Ellie strawbelly
Ellie kadelly
CinderEleanor

She decided on Nellie as a nickname as a teen and it's been that ever since.
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #204 on: June 24, 2017, 10:19:27 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 24, 2017, 03:06:14 AM
For the good of the gene pool, please don't have kids.

You already ruined it.
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #205 on: June 24, 2017, 04:08:09 PM »
My gene pool has adjustable Jacuzzi jets.  :zoinks:
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #206 on: June 26, 2017, 02:41:08 AM »
Eleanor? thats classy. I really like it. Pretty, and elegant. A good reflection of the lady herself:)

Me, if I had kids. First choices would be kassiane, typhanee, cazzie, laura, (all after some of my favourite people in the world I've ever known) or persephone for a girl, got less good ideas for a boy. Loki would be my first choice. Second line, Uriel, kane/kain.
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