honking and waving.

[McGiver]

when i drive somewhere with my kids we always play the let's make a new friend game.

what we do is anytime we someone on foot, i honk and we all wave.

i gotta say, most people aren't very friendly.
old people will usually wave back.  black people seldoms wave back.  all the other races and sexes are pretty equal at about 33% friendly.

I wouldn't wave back. fucking weirdos.

even if we were smiling?

how can you reject an earnest grin?

Yeah, but were you smiling with a goofy look and a glisten of spittle dribbling from your mouth?

me? probably.
but my kids are adorable.

Pity you perve on people's asses whilst getting your kids to smile and wave at them.

i was surprised when i took the baby to the mall the other day....just him and i.  every woman in site seemed to make their way over to us and they would coo at the baby and strike a conversation up to me.  and each one of them would check out my ringfinger.

See, it's people like you I look at and immediately see through the "look at me, I'm a caring kind of guy with my little baby, aren't I sweet".

You've exactly proven my theory.  Some girls are just more gullible than others, I guess.  On all accounts.

i was wearing my ring.

and it's people like me...how do you mean?

i guess i had ulterior motives when i told my wife that she could have a break from the baby and that i would run some errands for her....according to how i read your statement.

everyone knows that men alone with babies are just trying to lure women in. duh.

my bad.

i know this:  i would never have a physical relationship with another woman.

yes, it's flattering...the attention.

i may be an old dog chained to the porch, but that doesn't mean that i can't still bark at the passing cars.

[McGiver]

when i drive somewhere with my kids we always play the let's make a new friend game.

what we do is anytime we someone on foot, i honk and we all wave.

i gotta say, most people aren't very friendly.
old people will usually wave back.  black people seldoms wave back.  all the other races and sexes are pretty equal at about 33% friendly.

I wouldn't wave back. fucking weirdos.

even if we were smiling?

how can you reject an earnest grin?

Yeah, but were you smiling with a goofy look and a glisten of spittle dribbling from your mouth?

me? probably.
but my kids are adorable.

Pity you perve on people's asses whilst getting your kids to smile and wave at them.

i was surprised when i took the baby to the mall the other day....just him and i.  every woman in site seemed to make their way over to us and they would coo at the baby and strike a conversation up to me.  and each one of them would check out my ringfinger.

See, it's people like you I look at and immediately see through the "look at me, I'm a caring kind of guy with my little baby, aren't I sweet".

You've exactly proven my theory.  Some girls are just more gullible than others, I guess.  On all accounts.

i was wearing my ring.

and it's people like me...how do you mean?

i guess i had ulterior motives when i told my wife that she could have a break from the baby and that i would run some errands for her....according to how i read your statement.

Yeah, what Willow said.

Don't be ashamed, we just know you are out there.

i'm not ashamed.


oh, eclair, you make me want you soooooooo bad.

lucky for you, and me, that you are safely in astralia.

[Eclair]

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

It's common knowledge that's what guys with kids do...lap up attention.  Don't get your y-fronts in a knot....assuming that's what old dogs tied to porches wear  

[McGiver]

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

It's common knowledge that's what guys with kids do...lap up attention.  Don't get your y-fronts in a knot....assuming that's what old dogs tied to porches wear  

i protest too much because you certainly have your ways.  you know all my button, you vixen.
:gives eclair a virtual spanking:

[Eclair]

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

It's common knowledge that's what guys with kids do...lap up attention.  Don't get your y-fronts in a knot....assuming that's what old dogs tied to porches wear  

i protest too much because you certainly have your ways.  you know all my button, you vixen.
:gives eclair a virtual spanking:

I know you are just being sarcastic about your affection for me these days.  I guess I'll cope. 

[McGiver]

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

It's common knowledge that's what guys with kids do...lap up attention.  Don't get your y-fronts in a knot....assuming that's what old dogs tied to porches wear  

i protest too much because you certainly have your ways.  you know all my button, you vixen.
:gives eclair a virtual spanking:

I know you are just being sarcastic about your affection for me these days.  I guess I'll cope. 

i am not.


and i know that you are only being genuine in your wrath for me these days.  i guess i will cope.


you never even responded to my last PM.  so i just figured that you were bored of me.

[Eclair]

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

It's common knowledge that's what guys with kids do...lap up attention.  Don't get your y-fronts in a knot....assuming that's what old dogs tied to porches wear  

i protest too much because you certainly have your ways.  you know all my button, you vixen.
:gives eclair a virtual spanking:

I know you are just being sarcastic about your affection for me these days.  I guess I'll cope. 

i am not.


and i know that you are only being genuine in your wrath for me these days.   i guess i will cope.


you never even responded to my last PM.  so i just figured that you were bored of me.

Wrath? 
Bored?

No, just self centred at the moment.  I haven't posted much because I got sick of thoroughly explaining every post I made and being completely misunderstood. 

And one post in particular just made me realise a few things.

[McGiver]

which post in particular?

if you don't feel comfortable posting a link here, you can PM me a link.

[Eclair]

which post in particular?

if you don't feel comfortable posting a link here, you can PM me a link.

No thanks.  I've dealt with it.

[McGiver]

which post in particular?

if you don't feel comfortable posting a link here, you can PM me a link.

No thanks.  I've dealt with it.

ok.

[richard]

when i walk down the street, people yell cusswords at me and in one instance threw hard bagels at me. fortunatley they almost hit me, maybe they would have killed me

[willow]

when i walk down the street, people yell cusswords at me and in one instance threw hard bagels at me. fortunatley they almost hit me, maybe they would have killed me

too bad they missed.

[richard]

lesbians are more targets than people with autim so

[willow]

lesbians are more targets than people with autim so

<blinks>



do you ever...EVER...think...before your talking hole opens and words come out?


you are really an idiot.

[richard]

no but you seem like a man. do you like men?