your best and worst teachers

[Christopher McCandless]

Hmm, this is going to be a difficult one to decide. As for best teacher, I have had loads of good ones and cant decide between then. Same with the bad ones. Ill give you a taster of a crap teacher though.
Mrs X: Supposedly taught ICT A-level, despite having no knowledge of the subject. Came in with a pile of mark schemes and used them as teaching material. When asked for a definiton of something, she either asked me or googled it, to the point where she wanted advance notification of when i wasnt there. Very patronising, seemed to think it was a good idea to remind us to put our chairs away etc at the end of each lesson. Her favorite teaching exercise was to get us to read her collegues notes of the board, taking turns for each line. Oh and decided to say I have Autism and Dyspraxia (actually both technically incorrect) on her lesson plan when Ofstead came, which she then accidently put on the board. What a bitch...

[garmonbozia]

...Bury this crap.  Look ahead in your life, not behind. Jesus fucking Christ, bleeding on a stick in the pouring rain, get over it it already!
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Oh, no need to worry.  I'm over it.  Pardon me if I gave the impression that I was still stewing over it. 

I'm not sure why I got that impression, or why I seemed a bit harsh. I just try not to dwell on the past as much anymore. It is hard not to, though, since I seem to continually collect fuck-ups.

Nah, don't worry about sounding harsh.   One reason I decided to join this site was to toughen up a bit.

[maldoror]

...Bury this crap.  Look ahead in your life, not behind. Jesus fucking Christ, bleeding on a stick in the pouring rain, get over it it already!
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Oh, no need to worry.  I'm over it.  Pardon me if I gave the impression that I was still stewing over it. 

I'm not sure why I got that impression, or why I seemed a bit harsh. I just try not to dwell on the past as much anymore. It is hard not to, though, since I seem to continually collect fuck-ups.

So if it safe to say that you were, as they apparantly say here, posting in the mirror?

My favorite teacher that I can think of was probably my senior year physics teacher. He was this real big, nerdy character who was insanely intelligent and had a cool sense of humor. My least favorite was probably my sixth grade math teacher. He was another one of those teachers that all the kids love, but he used to take the piss out of me, even to the point where I look back at it now at it almost seems like borderline flirtacious, which really freaks me out. Also my daycare supervisors were total bitches and used to threaten to glue our mouthes shut if we didn't shut up... 

[Lucifer]

Also my daycare supervisors were total bitches and used to threaten to glue our mouthes shut if we didn't shut up... 

you have no idea how many times a day teachers think that sort of thing! 

[Callaway]

Also my daycare supervisors were total bitches and used to threaten to glue our mouthes shut if we didn't shut up... 

you have no idea how many times a day teachers think that sort of thing! 

My daughter's least favorite teacher was the special education teacher who put liquid hand soap in her mouth and tried to strangle her.

Even though she wasn't actually my teacher, she is at the bottom of my list as well.

My favorite teacher was my high school psychology and sociology teacher who was the father of my best friend in high school.

[renaeden]

My daughter's least favorite teacher was the special education teacher who put liquid hand soap in her mouth and tried to strangle her.

  Oh, that teacher should die. Slowly.

[Peter]

I'm waiting for one of the girls to say the worst teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13, and for one of the guys to say the best teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13.

[McGiver]

I'm waiting for one of the girls to say the worst teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13, and for one of the guys to say the best teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13.

peter, do you want to be a teacher?

[The_P]

I'm waiting for one of the girls to say the worst teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13, and for one of the guys to say the best teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13.

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I found P.E. teachers to be so unforgiving, especially if you were a fat bastard.

[Silk]

Worst: Math teachers who had no idea what they were doing.

Chemistry teacher- Unlike many bad teachers that I've seen, this teacher actually knew her stuff. Unfortunately, it doesn'y really amount to much if you don't know how to teach students of average intelligence. Insulting and treating students who weren't in her ap classes like they were gum stuck to the bottom of her shoe, was not helpful whatsoever. If half a class chooses to fail rather than ask the teacher any questions because the answers were so condescending, there is a problem.

Best: I have several english, a couple history teachers, and a biology teacher that were fantastic. I don't know what it is about those subjects that attracts understanding and fascinating people. Not only were most of them great at teaching, they also made students want to learn more even outside of the classroom.

[Christopher McCandless]

I'm waiting for one of the girls to say the worst teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13, and for one of the guys to say the best teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13.

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I found P.E. teachers to be so unforgiving, especially if you were a fat bastard.

One of my PE teachers was a fat bastard. He was so fat he had to pick on students to do demonstrations...

[Peter]

I'm waiting for one of the girls to say the worst teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13, and for one of the guys to say the best teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13.

peter, do you want to be a teacher?

I'd rather be repeatedly kicked in the balls.

[McGiver]

I'm waiting for one of the girls to say the worst teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13, and for one of the guys to say the best teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13.

peter, do you want to be a teacher?

I'd rather be repeatedly kicked in the balls.

i'd do that for you, and you'd only have to ask once.

[Peter]

I'm waiting for one of the girls to say the worst teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13, and for one of the guys to say the best teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13.

peter, do you want to be a teacher?

I'd rather be repeatedly kicked in the balls.

i'd do that for you, and you'd only have to ask once.

Your love for me knows no bounds, does it?

[McGiver]

I'm waiting for one of the girls to say the worst teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13, and for one of the guys to say the best teacher was the one who fucked them when they were 13.

peter, do you want to be a teacher?

I'd rather be repeatedly kicked in the balls.

i'd do that for you, and you'd only have to ask once.

Your love for me knows no bounds, does it?

none whatsoever.