« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation  (Read 1406 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

duncvis

  • Guest
Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« on: May 30, 2006, 10:01:38 AM »
Ok, so here goes. Your body is made up of a series of interconnected balloons. Now based on -
*inspiration from McJagger's extensive knowledge of balloon animals
and
*Happeh's assertion that each action produces an equal and opposite reaction
it is possible to reach the following alarming conclusion:

Thinking too much (thus exercising your brain) will make your brain swell and become larger, which must therefore lead to your genitals withering!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

This suggests that we need to convince our erudite and highly knowledgeable friend Happeh, he of the superior intellect and the only true thinker among us, that he is in danger of suffering physical damage from his habit.

This is therefore a warning to you all: THINKING CAN MAKE YOUR DICK SHRINK.

Discuss. :P
Logged

Offline McGiver

  • Hetero sexist tragedy
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 43309
  • Karma: 1341
  • Gender: Male
  • Do me.
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2006, 10:06:12 AM »
my friend jeremy F had the biggest prick i have ever seen in my life, and he was dumb as shit.

Logged
Misunderstood.

Offline Lucifer

  • Seraphic Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 25050
  • Karma: 1544
  • Gender: Female
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2006, 10:09:43 AM »
christ!  i am incredibly intelligent, and i have NO DICK AT ALL!!!   :o
Logged

duncvis

  • Guest
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2006, 10:14:00 AM »
Ah, but do your genitals show any sign of withering? Go check. It might take a while. And no thinking while you do it. ;)
Logged

Offline Lucifer

  • Seraphic Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 25050
  • Karma: 1544
  • Gender: Female
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2006, 10:19:35 AM »
erm...

ah...

oooooh!...

.
.
.


(edited to prevent overuse of the word "ahhhh!").

.
.
.

WAHEY!!!

nothing withered there, bruv.
Logged

duncvis

  • Guest
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2006, 10:21:50 AM »
Then you are clearly not a thinker. I laugh at your puny inteligence. Ha!  :laugh:
Logged

Offline Lucifer

  • Seraphic Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 25050
  • Karma: 1544
  • Gender: Female
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2006, 10:25:45 AM »
i am a mutant!  i can think AND wank!

huzzah!  i'm going to form a club - anyone who can think and wank (not necessarily simultaneously - i'm a reasonable person) can join.

only you have to prove it.  to me.   8)
Logged

Offline CuriousPrimate

  • Frequent Poster
  • ****
  • Posts: 196
  • Karma: 20
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2006, 10:35:45 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on May 30, 2006, 10:25:45 AM
only you have to prove it.  to me.   8)

Do we supply proof by DHL?
Logged
An intelligent enemy is better than a stupid friend - Senegalese proverb

Offline Lucifer

  • Seraphic Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 25050
  • Karma: 1544
  • Gender: Female
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2006, 10:38:14 AM »
nah - they always deliver around 14.00, and i'm at work then (on the days i do work).

actually, that's part of the eligibilty test - to work out a way of proving it.  ;)

* Lucifer sits back and grins evilly, in anticipation...   :angel:
Logged

Offline CuriousPrimate

  • Frequent Poster
  • ****
  • Posts: 196
  • Karma: 20
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2006, 10:52:59 AM »
How about Avatar-cam?


Logged
An intelligent enemy is better than a stupid friend - Senegalese proverb

Offline McGiver

  • Hetero sexist tragedy
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 43309
  • Karma: 1341
  • Gender: Male
  • Do me.
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2006, 12:42:18 PM »
can i send you a video of me wanking?

i can't really think of a way to prove that i think, though.
Logged
Misunderstood.

Offline Lucifer

  • Seraphic Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 25050
  • Karma: 1544
  • Gender: Female
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2006, 02:29:56 PM »
erm...

not my absolute ideal thing to do, thanks both of you.  i was hoping for a little originality, even subtlety.  am i deluding myself...?   ???
Logged

duncvis

  • Guest
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2006, 03:22:44 PM »
Oi! This discussion is no longer dealing with Duncvis Theory. It is perfectly possible to simultaneously think and wank. This practice may however lead to your limbs becoming smaller at the time - perhaps thinking while wanking will prevent genital shrinkage? Further research is needed. As a precaution, my advice is to masturbate at all times when thought is required, for example, in examinations, or when reading the works of our great thinkers such as Happeh, just in case.
Logged

Offline El

  • Unofficial Weird News Reporter of the Aspie Elite
  • News Box Slave
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 21926
  • Karma: 2615
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2006, 05:26:37 PM »
So could a man get a free sex change by learning everything that we currently know about physics?
Logged
Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

Offline McGiver

  • Hetero sexist tragedy
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 43309
  • Karma: 1341
  • Gender: Male
  • Do me.
Re: Duncvis Theory: an alternative explanation
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2006, 10:27:31 PM »
ok then.

the only way to wank and not think is to have some sort of visual aid.
otherwise you are using your imagination, or remember a past moment and replaying the scene in your head.

i cannot simply stroke then cum, i need one of the two scenerios listed above.
Logged
Misunderstood.
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »