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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #60 on: July 30, 2007, 04:45:49 AM »
people without kids do not need to eat at buffets, unless they are of college age.  if they are young, then i would think that buffets are a decent form of birth control.
What by crushing babies before they are born...? Yuck!
no, by teaching them to be responsible about sex.

Oh, and who DOESN'T find that buffet table arousing?
With all the hot plates, fun food, and utensils? Come on.

I'm surprised kids don't go at it right there.
The chavy ones probably do.

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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #61 on: July 30, 2007, 05:47:46 AM »


also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?

In a perfect world, yes.

Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.
and loud popcorn eaters in theaters.  we should have a special section for them.
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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #62 on: July 30, 2007, 06:05:02 AM »


also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?

In a perfect world, yes.

Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.
and loud popcorn eaters in theaters.  we should have a special section for them.

And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area

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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #63 on: July 30, 2007, 06:08:22 AM »
what is a bearded munter?
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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #64 on: July 30, 2007, 06:19:35 AM »


also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?

In a perfect world, yes.

Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.
and loud popcorn eaters in theaters.  we should have a special section for them.

And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area

:LMAO:

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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #65 on: July 30, 2007, 07:31:57 AM »


also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?

In a perfect world, yes.

Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.
and loud popcorn eaters in theaters.  we should have a special section for them.

And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area

:LMAO:

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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #66 on: July 30, 2007, 09:36:06 AM »

The chavy ones probably do.

I have GOT to get to that buffet across the
street then. Maybe today for lunch.

and loud popcorn eaters in theaters.  we should have a special section for them.

Put them with the talkers.
And cell phone users.

Maybe they should just have
rude habits, and non-rude habit
sections.

The staff can just tell people that they
must stop their rude habits, if they choose
the wrong section.

And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area

I'm no longer with beard.

what is a bearded munter?

Fatty's fantasy.
Pity she can't have me.

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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #67 on: July 30, 2007, 10:51:56 AM »


also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?

In a perfect world, yes.

Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.
and loud popcorn eaters in theaters.  we should have a special section for them.

And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area


Who gives a fuck about jumping on the bandwagon- that was fucking funny.
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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #68 on: July 30, 2007, 11:07:19 AM »
now all we need is the word "minging" in there, somewhere, and my day will be complete!

:rofl:

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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #69 on: July 30, 2007, 11:08:13 AM »
I don't know, we had munter, minging would just be overkill. :laugh:

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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #70 on: July 30, 2007, 11:12:21 AM »
what is a munter?

what is minging?
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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #71 on: July 30, 2007, 11:12:32 AM »
in another thread, i meant.

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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #72 on: July 30, 2007, 11:13:21 AM »
what is a munter?

what is minging?

Someone particularly ugly.

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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #73 on: July 30, 2007, 11:14:16 AM »
and minging is something disgusting, like a fridge which hasn't been cleaned out in weeks.

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Re: Rude kids in restaurants
« Reply #74 on: July 30, 2007, 11:18:44 AM »
would a little verticle scrubbing help clean the ming?
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