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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #120 on: August 06, 2007, 01:32:30 PM »
WHat is yogurt top a word filter for?

It's not a word filter. It's slang for dumb people.

UK slang, I assume?
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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #121 on: August 06, 2007, 01:33:13 PM »
WHat is yogurt top a word filter for?

It's not a word filter. It's slang for dumb people.

UK slang, I assume?

I don't think it's universal. I picked it up from a housemate from Big Brother UK.

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #122 on: August 06, 2007, 01:36:47 PM »
I'd never heard it before today either.  Its pretty funny though.

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #123 on: August 06, 2007, 01:37:01 PM »
WHat is yogurt top a word filter for?

It's not a word filter. It's slang for dumb people.

UK slang, I assume?

I don't think it's universal. I picked it up from a housemate from Big Brother UK.
I doubt a housemate on there would know what a yoghurt is.

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #124 on: August 06, 2007, 01:51:58 PM »
I'd never heard it before today either.  Its pretty funny though.

I think the implication that some plant-like micro-entity is overtaking a susceptible mind makes the expression hilarious.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #125 on: August 06, 2007, 05:34:29 PM »


Not the same? Then how come they work for numerous people on the internet? Why, there are more people online who meet up in real-life. It's common now.

Like I said, things ain't the same.
Doesn't mean that you can't get some
feel. Indeed, I've fallen for someone over
the net, someone I probably wouldn't
have managed to, IRL. That alone is
enough to convince me.
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I met Vivi and it hasn't harmed me.

Who said it would harm you? I'm just saying
that there is a difference. I'm also saying that
EVERY connection between people is different.
And changes over time and circumstances. Being
able to touch someone is important. Picking their
dirty clothes up is too.
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And what's Faggs got to do with anything?

Without that, it's just masturbation.

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #126 on: August 06, 2007, 05:58:16 PM »
I'm sick of making Cs in classes and feeling like a lazy fucking idiot.

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #127 on: August 06, 2007, 06:01:33 PM »
I'm sick of making Cs in classes and feeling like a lazy fucking idiot.

Stop going, collect some Ds and Fs, and feel like
complete shit. I tried that. It sucks, but at least
it shakes things up a bit.

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #128 on: August 06, 2007, 06:25:36 PM »
I'm sick of making Cs in classes and feeling like a lazy fucking idiot.

Stop going, collect some Ds and Fs, and feel like
complete shit. I tried that. It sucks, but at least
it shakes things up a bit.
And a 15 year long college degree.

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #129 on: August 06, 2007, 06:28:58 PM »
I'm sick of making Cs in classes and feeling like a lazy fucking idiot.

Stop going, collect some Ds and Fs, and feel like
complete shit. I tried that. It sucks, but at least
it shakes things up a bit.
And a 15 year long college degree.

Would've taken 5, if I had argued about
an incomplete that I got mistakenly.

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #130 on: August 06, 2007, 08:09:52 PM »
Redneck white trash fucktards...

OK, I hate to perpetuate negative stereotypes, but the other day I was at Walmart - I had to buy only one thing; boxer shorts for my husband.  I picked up three packages, and went to the front of the store.  It was really crowded, so I was trying to get over to the express lane.  Obviously I didn't have a cart; I just had to get those boxer shorts.  So, as I was walking from one end of the store to the other, this fat redneck bitch wearing spandex, of course, rammed me with her fucking cart just out of the blue.  I looked up and she was looking at me - so I could tell that it was deliberate.  So I grabbed the cart and pushed it back at her and told her "Watch it, you bitch!".

That bitch.

Youi shouldn't buy your boxer shorts at WalMart any more.  WalMart sucks.

Sorry.  Couldn't help myself.

:LMAO:  I hadn't even thought of that...  :plus:
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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #131 on: August 06, 2007, 08:17:07 PM »
I thought the quote was "Kmart sucks". :green:

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #132 on: August 06, 2007, 09:16:01 PM »
I'm over the whole "Angelina Jolie is awesome" phase. Now tbh I think she's a bit of an idiot, how can you love your kid less because it isn't adopted? How is that the kids fault? She should love herself less.

I don't think she really loves Shiloh less. I think that was just a rumor. It wouldn't make sense to love Shiloh less, as Shiloh was a planned pregnancy.

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #133 on: August 06, 2007, 10:37:26 PM »
I'm over the whole "Angelina Jolie is awesome" phase. Now tbh I think she's a bit of an idiot, how can you love your kid less because it isn't adopted? How is that the kids fault? She should love herself less.

I don't think she really loves Shiloh less. I think that was just a rumor. It wouldn't make sense to love Shiloh less, as Shiloh was a planned pregnancy.

Wait, she named her kid after the bloodiest
 battle in the ACW? WTF.


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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #134 on: August 06, 2007, 10:41:16 PM »
I'm over the whole "Angelina Jolie is awesome" phase. Now tbh I think she's a bit of an idiot, how can you love your kid less because it isn't adopted? How is that the kids fault? She should love herself less.

I don't think she really loves Shiloh less. I think that was just a rumor. It wouldn't make sense to love Shiloh less, as Shiloh was a planned pregnancy.

Wait, she named her kid after the bloodiest
 battle in the ACW? WTF.



she called her child a blob. that makes me sick.