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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #105 on: August 05, 2007, 10:16:18 PM »
Redneck white trash fucktards...

OK, I hate to perpetuate negative stereotypes, but the other day I was at Walmart - I had to buy only one thing; boxer shorts for my husband.  I picked up three packages, and went to the front of the store.  It was really crowded, so I was trying to get over to the express lane.  Obviously I didn't have a cart; I just had to get those boxer shorts.  So, as I was walking from one end of the store to the other, this fat redneck bitch wearing spandex, of course, rammed me with her fucking cart just out of the blue.  I looked up and she was looking at me - so I could tell that it was deliberate.  So I grabbed the cart and pushed it back at her and told her "Watch it, you bitch!".
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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #106 on: August 05, 2007, 10:38:34 PM »
Why the hell did she do that?
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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #107 on: August 06, 2007, 06:50:43 AM »
cos white trash fucktards hate everyone. cunts.

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #108 on: August 06, 2007, 11:11:27 AM »
Redneck white trash fucktards...

OK, I hate to perpetuate negative stereotypes, but the other day I was at Walmart - I had to buy only one thing; boxer shorts for my husband.  I picked up three packages, and went to the front of the store.  It was really crowded, so I was trying to get over to the express lane.  Obviously I didn't have a cart; I just had to get those boxer shorts.  So, as I was walking from one end of the store to the other, this fat redneck bitch wearing spandex, of course, rammed me with her fucking cart just out of the blue.  I looked up and she was looking at me - so I could tell that it was deliberate.  So I grabbed the cart and pushed it back at her and told her "Watch it, you bitch!".

That bitch.

Youi shouldn't buy your boxer shorts at WalMart any more.  WalMart sucks.

Sorry.  Couldn't help myself.
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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #109 on: August 06, 2007, 11:49:06 AM »
... every fucking person at my job.
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everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #110 on: August 06, 2007, 11:56:11 AM »
Internet relationships aren't REAL.

Close-minded yoghurt tops.  :finger:

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #111 on: August 06, 2007, 12:46:22 PM »
Internet relationships aren't REAL.

Close-minded yoghurt tops.  :finger:

Eh, it's not the same. Just like relationships
without sex aren't the same. Or ones without
living together. Or ones involving different people....

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #112 on: August 06, 2007, 12:55:28 PM »
Internet relationships aren't REAL.

Close-minded yoghurt tops.  :finger:

Eh, it's not the same. Just like relationships
without McJ aren't the same. Or ones without
living together. Or ones involving different people....

Not the same? Then how come they work for numerous people on the internet? Why, there are more people online who meet up in real-life. It's common now.

I met Vivi and it hasn't harmed me.

And what's Faggs got to do with anything?
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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #113 on: August 06, 2007, 12:59:07 PM »
I think its the word filter again  ::) and he actually said relationships without se x aren't the same.   

Personally I've found that you can meet a lot more open-minded people on the internet than you necessarily might in your local area and I never consider someone less of a friend simply because of where they happen to live. 

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #114 on: August 06, 2007, 01:01:01 PM »
I think its the word filter again  ::) and he actually said relationships without se x aren't the same.   

Personally I've found that you can meet a lot more open-minded people on the internet than you necessarily might in your local area and I never consider someone less of a friend simply because of where they happen to live. 

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #115 on: August 06, 2007, 01:04:22 PM »
Thanks  ;D  There's no rush though- it was very nice of you to think of me.

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #116 on: August 06, 2007, 01:19:00 PM »
Internet relationships aren't REAL.

Close-minded yoghurt tops.  :finger:

Are you saying that people who enjoy online relationships are closed minded yoghurt tops or that people who dis' online relationships are the closed minded yoghurt tops and you're sick of hearing that?

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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #117 on: August 06, 2007, 01:28:22 PM »
Internet relationships aren't REAL.

Close-minded yoghurt tops.  :finger:

Are you saying that people who enjoy online relationships are closed minded yoghurt tops or that people who dis' online relationships are the closed minded yoghurt tops and you're sick of hearing that?

???

The latter, yes.


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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #118 on: August 06, 2007, 01:29:14 PM »
WHat is yogurt top a word filter for?
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Re: Things I am sick of seeing and hearing
« Reply #119 on: August 06, 2007, 01:29:41 PM »
WHat is yogurt top a word filter for?

It's not a word filter. It's slang for dumb people.