has anyone been sprayed in the face

[richard]

with mase or police grade pepper spray? i never have but once in highschool some clown busted one at the end of the stairs and it was like a 4 story building so it infected all floors. of course the SpEcIaL classes are all on the bottom so it basically felt like we were inhaling glass. it totally sucked. 

[Callaway]

I never have. 

[richard]

even being in the vacinaty of some peppers spray is bad enough/ you'll feel it likes its motherfucking 1996

[Christopher McCandless]

Richard, may I ask why you started this thread. You arent planning to buy some of this stuff are you?

[richard]

no, just curious that all. plus i have these two guns right here son makes *master p* noise, 

[purposefulinsanity]

Although I don't wish to lower the tone of this thread I have to say going by the title (and the picture you posted the other day) I wasn't expecting it to be about pepper spray. 

[richard]

well yes, obviously i have no embaress or shame button

[Christopher McCandless]

no, just curious that all. plus i have these two guns right here son makes *master p* noise, 

Oh right, there are a lot more fun ways of getting at people than pepper spray. Probably more legal that pepper spray as well.
Why do you have guns anyway, i see little need?

[McGiver]

i have been sprayed in the face with spurts of vaginal discharges several times.

[DirtDawg]

I've been maced twice in bar fights, but one of those times happened as I was helping a bouncer who was getting fucked up. Stupid cops just hit everybody, even the poor bouncer who was down. Also got hit, accidentally by a girlfriend. She was showing off with her "new toy" as I was driving along and bragging about how I didn't have to worry about her dropping a bank deposit at night when I was out of town. It supposedly was still sealed. She hit me right in my right eye with it and I managed to turn my head and got it in my ear. The earful  was way worse than the eye hit.

I don't really think it's that bad, though. I've had worse things hit me. In fact, I fell down a hill and rolled through chest high stinging nettles in Georgia one time. That was a much more severe skin irritant than the three mace hits combined. Nettles burn like hellfire.

[DirtDawg]

i have been sprayed in the face with spurts of vaginal discharges several times.

Several times? Lucky dog!

[McGiver]

i have been sprayed in the face with spurts of vaginal discharges several times.

Several times? Lucky dog!

i eat well! 

[Callaway]

I've been maced twice in bar fights, but one of those times happened as I was helping a bouncer who was getting fucked up. Stupid cops just hit everybody, even the poor bouncer who was down. Also got hit, accidentally by a girlfriend. She was showing off with her "new toy" as I was driving along and bragging about how I didn't have to worry about her dropping a bank deposit at night when I was out of town. It supposedly was still sealed. She hit me right in my right eye with it and I managed to turn my head and got it in my ear. The earful  was way worse than the eye hit.

I don't really think it's that bad, though. I've had worse things hit me. In fact, I fell down a hill and rolled through chest high stinging nettles in Georgia one time. That was a much more severe skin irritant than the three mace hits combined. Nettles burn like hellfire.

I have been stung by stinging nettles before and they do hurt a lot.

[Christopher McCandless]

I've been maced twice in bar fights, but one of those times happened as I was helping a bouncer who was getting fucked up. Stupid cops just hit everybody, even the poor bouncer who was down. Also got hit, accidentally by a girlfriend. She was showing off with her "new toy" as I was driving along and bragging about how I didn't have to worry about her dropping a bank deposit at night when I was out of town. It supposedly was still sealed. She hit me right in my right eye with it and I managed to turn my head and got it in my ear. The earful  was way worse than the eye hit.

I don't really think it's that bad, though. I've had worse things hit me. In fact, I fell down a hill and rolled through chest high stinging nettles in Georgia one time. That was a much more severe skin irritant than the three mace hits combined. Nettles burn like hellfire.

I have been stung by stinging nettles before and they do hurt a lot.

Doc leaves normally fix them though. Or hypnosis if you are so inclined.

[DirtDawg]

I've been maced twice in bar fights, but one of those times happened as I was helping a bouncer who was getting fucked up. Stupid cops just hit everybody, even the poor bouncer who was down. Also got hit, accidentally by a girlfriend. She was showing off with her "new toy" as I was driving along and bragging about how I didn't have to worry about her dropping a bank deposit at night when I was out of town. It supposedly was still sealed. She hit me right in my right eye with it and I managed to turn my head and got it in my ear. The earful  was way worse than the eye hit.

I don't really think it's that bad, though. I've had worse things hit me. In fact, I fell down a hill and rolled through chest high stinging nettles in Georgia one time. That was a much more severe skin irritant than the three mace hits combined. Nettles burn like hellfire.

I have been stung by stinging nettles before and they do hurt a lot.

They are actually dangerous if you have an allergic reaction. It's really the only plant that gets to me.