God, go on then, you may aswell ask.

[McGiver]

whats the meaning of life?
what does it all mean?

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

That is for one to find out for themselves.

[McGiver]

whats your calling, does it have to do with your classic knee?

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

lol, i dont think its to do with my knee, however that is a gift in itself.

[McGiver]

i have been feeling a bit depressed lately, can you think of anything, anything at all that will cheer me up?   

[duncvis]

Would you like your love back, Lovey McLoverman?

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

cheer you up, isnt that your wifes job

Yes and what duncvis said.

[McGiver]

yes my wife.

but thats just a saltine cracker, i was hoping for a ritz.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

 

[McGiver]

have you ever heard of Bowzer?

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

im presuming we arent talking about a character from supermario brothers games, or someones pet dog .

[peegai]

have you ever heard of Bowzer?

I do. Now fear:

[McGiver]

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Peegai im the kind of person who likes crocodiles and alligators..........if velociraptors were not extinct id want one as a pet.
Therefore i do not fear your tortoise its actually rather adorable.
Is that Bertie? the tortoise whos missus ran away (rather slowly of course)

Mcjagger that bloke looks nuts.

[peegai]

Peegai im the kind of person who likes crocodiles and alligators..........

Yeah? But they won't like you in return. :|

Is that Bertie? the tortoise whos missus ran away (rather slowly of course)

Yeah, that's the one. I also call him "The Duke" because a lady pet shop owner commented on his big penis three years ago. :p