God, go on then, you may aswell ask.

[Jizz]

No, YOU loved that moment!

You know that when I am going through the bottle incident that I will end up trying to seduce you by wearing my special hat, but that really IS just between you and I.

[McGiver]

special hat?

poke prod
poke prod

[Jizz]

NEVER!

[McGiver]

would you for a bottle of single barrel jack?

[Jizz]

I'll assume that's aimed at me, even though it's a question in HGs thread...but no I wouldn't. Some things are just meant to be sacred

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Your wifes names Andrea cool.

My name is short for Andreanna.
My mum wanted to call me Andreanna but my dad literally almost broke her wrist because he thought it sounded too "foreign" stupid twat that he was/is.
So mum called me Andriea instead (its ok she got back at him by giving me my middle names) but growing up i used the name Andreanna for alot of things instead of Andriea.

People always wrongly pronounced it Anne-dree-a, which was irritating as my names actually meant to be pronounced Anne-dreya.

Kenny oh dear, "the special hat"

McJagger we arent sharing "the special hat" secret!!!

[McGiver]

most people pronounce their name the other way, my wife informed me hers was pronounced this way:

my names actually meant to be pronounced Anne-dreya.

and my name is meant to be pronounce ro-bair   


speeking of bears, would you like know about the time that i was literally nose to nose with a wild california brown bear, probably 4-5 hundred pounds?

[Jizz]

I think you should stop visitng those dodgy whorehouses then McJagger!

Talking of pronunciations...how would you pronounce 'advertisement'?

Would you say "advertisement", or simply "advertisement"?

I always say "advertisement" myself......?

[McGiver]

ad-ver-tis-ment

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Dont you mean add-ver-tise-ment

Go on tell me about the bear, it obviously didnt eat you.

[McGiver]

i was on my honeymoon with my wife.
we were staying at my grandparents cabin, in the mountains (other side of the mountain of big bear).

i BBQ'ed us up some stakes for dinner.  must've attracted him.  he kept on circling the cabin and sniffing.  he was down by the wood pile, 30 ft from the deck, when i made my first mistake.
i threw a stake at him expecting him to take it and leave.  he stayed.

what we did was lock the doors, duh.
and we would keep track of where he was from the safety of the cabin.
at one point we lost track.  so i went to the back door and lifted the curtains to have a look see.

there he was , ther i was, we were literally 5 inches from each other, face to face.

[Jizz]

When you go shopping do you ever stop midway to consider the possibility that you may have forgotten your bank card/purse etc...or do you simply pat your pockets whilst you are walking?

I almost typed "...whilst you are in motion?" but I decided to reword that since I'm quite sure it's only girls from my town that shit in the street while looking for their bank card/purse etc.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Awwww what a lovely experience Mcjagger.

Kenny boy, you know when it comes to me and shopping, i never forget my cash.

[McGiver]

did my story earn me anything, anything at all?

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

You didnt kill the bear and you gave it a steak.
Therefore that makes you a nice person and earns you points.
Points which are a bit like gift vouchers you can use, only to stop yourself from getting a knee in the balls, metaphorically or physically. Or were you hoping for a photo of the small of my back?

I imagine the bear was waiting to see if youd throw out a chocolate gateau dessert or something.