Jizz lol dont start, people make take you literally and think your actually embarassed by the bottle incident etc, when in fact we both know you secretly enjoyed it, it gave us hours of entertainment.
Its ok i didnt go into details, thats our little secret.
You were in my garden AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck im gonna have to sort out a new security system.
Your wife and i share the first name? which name would that be?
You dont get it? I dont get it! top or bottom, who cares!!!!
Actually i think triste is maybe confused by Shimas thread the one about taking over from McJagger.