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getting carried away with sex
« on: July 25, 2007, 06:11:15 AM »
ok.  i realize that i have been getting a little carried away with all the sexual banter.

i resolve to show another side of myself at least equal to the sexual side of me.  or i will say nothing at all.


any ideas?  i am fresh out.   what can i do?
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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2007, 06:12:31 AM »
ok.  i realize that i have been getting a little carried away with all the sexual banter.

i resolve to show another side of myself at least equal to the sexual side of me.  or i will say nothing at all.


any ideas?  i am fresh out.   who can i do?

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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2007, 06:13:22 AM »
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?

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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2007, 06:14:08 AM »
not fair, PMS Elle.  you are the reason for my desire for change.  you have gotten to me.
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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2007, 06:16:03 AM »
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?


dammit, there goes my reputation.


don't you realize that it is easier to manipulate people if you force them to lower their guard first.  if the people think that i am just a dolt, who has nothing more on his mind than sex, then they are more easily suggestable?
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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2007, 06:17:29 AM »
The trouble with that theory is that a lot of us already know you're far from a sex-obsessed dolt.

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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2007, 06:17:49 AM »
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?


dammit, there goes my reputation.


don't you realize that it is easier to manipulate people if you force them to lower their guard first.  if the people think that i am just a dolt, who has nothing more on his mind than sex, then they are more easily suggestable?

true.  but you obviously haven't considered those of us intelligent or intuitive enough to see through such facades.

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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2007, 06:23:17 AM »
not fair, PMS Elle.  you are the reason for my desire for change.  you have gotten to me.

O_o  It's like my dad emailing my best friend all over again.  :LMAO:  :P

Sorry, I'm on very little sleep, and my capacity to take things seriously is impaired, but I concur that there's more to you than McQuagmire.  Lucifer explained it exactly right.
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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2007, 06:35:25 AM »
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?


dammit, there goes my reputation.


don't you realize that it is easier to manipulate people if you force them to lower their guard first.  if the people think that i am just a dolt, who has nothing more on his mind than sex, then they are more easily suggestable?

true.  but you obviously haven't considered those of us intelligent or intuitive enough to see through such facades.
for a sexy, intelligent vixen such as yourself, i just lull you into a false sense of security with my sexual banter.
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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2007, 06:36:45 AM »
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?


dammit, there goes my reputation.


don't you realize that it is easier to manipulate people if you force them to lower their guard first.  if the people think that i am just a dolt, who has nothing more on his mind than sex, then they are more easily suggestable?

true.  but you obviously haven't considered those of us intelligent or intuitive enough to see through such facades.
for a sexy, intelligent vixen such as yourself, i just lol you into a false sense of security with my sexual banter.
fixed.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2007, 06:37:14 AM »
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?


dammit, there goes my reputation.


don't you realize that it is easier to manipulate people if you force them to lower their guard first.  if the people think that i am just a dolt, who has nothing more on his mind than sex, then they are more easily suggestable?

true.  but you obviously haven't considered those of us intelligent or intuitive enough to see through such facades.
for a sexy, intelligent vixen such as yourself, i just lull you into a false sense of security with my sexual banter.

do you?  could you give me some sort of indication when you do, then, just so as i know?

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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2007, 06:38:00 AM »
not fair, PMS Elle.  you are the reason for my desire for change.  you have gotten to me.
but I concur that there's more to you than McQuagmire.  Lucifer explained it exactly right.

yes, but lately i have had a one track mind.  and i have not been well rounded.  is that fair for those that are not the recipients of my sexual desires or bantering?
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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2007, 06:39:04 AM »
your advocacy work.  the way you bring up your kids.  your union work.  the fact that you actually care about several people on here, in non-sexual ways.

that do you?  or do you want to blush a bit more?


dammit, there goes my reputation.


don't you realize that it is easier to manipulate people if you force them to lower their guard first.  if the people think that i am just a dolt, who has nothing more on his mind than sex, then they are more easily suggestable?

true.  but you obviously haven't considered those of us intelligent or intuitive enough to see through such facades.
for a sexy, intelligent vixen such as yourself, i just lull you into a false sense of security with my sexual banter.

do you?  could you give me some sort of indication when you do, then, just so as i know?
i just did.

i called you sexy and intelligent.  you were supposed to drop your guard.  :laugh: :eyelash:
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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2007, 06:41:01 AM »

do you?  could you give me some sort of indication when you do, then, just so as i know?
i just did.

i called you sexy and intelligent.  you were supposed to drop your guard.  :laugh: :eyelash:

oh.  right.  okay, let's pretend that's happened.  what next?

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Re: getting carried away with sex
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2007, 06:42:33 AM »
Am I ready for bed, or did McJ just get back to flirtatious comments in his "Getting Carried away With Sex" thread?

Lucky, some of us hold out hope that you are more than one dimensional.