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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2007, 05:11:06 PM »


I want to tear it down every time I read it. .

Perhaps you should.

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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2007, 12:56:44 AM »
Where'd robin williams say this?
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2007, 04:54:08 AM »
Where'd robin williams say this?

He didn't- check out the link tesla posted.

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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2007, 05:52:16 AM »
I didn't, but I assumed he didn't.  Since robin williams doesnt believe those kind of things, but especially because it isnt written in the kind of rhythm he speaks in.  Robin williams would never say "our language is english and if you dont like it, leave".  He is just more clever about how he makes his points.  More indirect.

I have seen before articles falsely attributed to people, so I was immediatley suspicious.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2007, 05:54:08 AM by Nomaken »
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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2007, 11:26:25 AM »
Oh great more chain mail uber-patriot slander. :wanker:

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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2007, 12:31:07 PM »
Wait. Are you saying someone told an
untruth on the internet?

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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2007, 01:34:27 PM »
> This woman should run for president!!! Written by a housewife
> from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off
> lady.
>
> "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it
> not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on
> September 11, 2001?
>
> Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not
> brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the
> Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in
> Pennsylvania?
>
> Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a
> horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?
>
> And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was
> "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or
> got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all.
>
> I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and
> repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
>
> I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East
> start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which
> is a crime in Saudi Arabia
>
> I'll care wh en these thugs tell the world they are sorry for
> hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his
> gurgling slashed throat.
>
> I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come
> out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own
> religion by hiding in mosques.
>
> I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in
> search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range
> of their suicide bombs.
>
> I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their
> First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international
> law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.
>
> In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine
> roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this:
> I don't care.
>
> When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who
> have been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing
> incident, rest assured: I don't care.
>
> When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is
> told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take
> it to the bank: I don't care.
>
> When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer
> mat, and fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax dollars,
> is compla ining that his holy book is being "mishandled," you
> can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts: I don't care.
>
> And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled
> "Koran" and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and-you
> guessed it-I don't care !!
>
> If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your
> E-mail friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people
> responsible for this ridiculous behavior!
>
> If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button.
> Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when
> more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our
> great Country! And may I add:
>
> "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a
> difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that
> problem." -- Ronald Reagan
>
> I have another quote that I would like to add.
> "If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will
> be a nation gone under." Also by.. Ronald Reagan
>
> One last thought for the day:
>
> In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the
> Anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember
> England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent
> interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he
> believes so much in America, he said: "A simple way to take
> measure of a country is to look at how many want in... And how
> many want out."
>
> Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
> 1. Jesus Christ
> 2. The American G. I.
>
> One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
>
> YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF
> THEM.

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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2013, 01:16:54 PM »
What arguments?   It is a jackass thing written to either offend, make people laugh or both.   You have to love the internet.
I disagree.  I'm sure there are quite a few people out there who truly agree with these so called "plans".

Myself not included.   However, I can think of one or two rednecks at work who would.

Speaking of which, my boss actually has a sign posted in the kitchen that reads:

ATTENTION

We've just been notified by Security that there have been seven suspected terrorists working out of your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Surfin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.

Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, at your office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.


I want to tear it down every time I read it.  I find it highly offensive... not necessarily because it is degrading people of a different culture, but that shit just isn't funny.

I forgot what a humorless nitwit Tesla could be.  :-\

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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2013, 08:36:58 AM »
You may see it as humor.
Others will see it as justification for their hatred of those others.

Best not justify hatred, me thinks.
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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2013, 12:43:43 PM »
Robim Williams for president. You're all just pussies.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2013, 07:34:23 PM »
Robim Williams for president. You're all just pussies.
if I am what I eat, then yeah, ima pussy!
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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2013, 07:42:40 PM »
Robim Williams for president. You're all just pussies.
if I am what I eat, then yeah, ima pussy!
OMG. Im'ma pussy too

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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2013, 01:05:58 AM »
You may see it as humor.
Others will see it as justification for their hatred of those others.

Best not justify hatred, me thinks.

It's OK to hate certain things and certain kinds of people.

Anyone who says they don't hate is deluding themselves.

You just have to be careful about who you hate and why.

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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2013, 06:14:03 AM »
Sure, I dislike onions.  But promoting the dislike of onions is not cool.
Poor onion.
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Re: Robin Williams's 10 step peace plan
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2013, 06:26:33 AM »
I lol'd several times at this btw.   Well depends on how seriously you take this or if you are an American and have heard this type of stuff from someone before.

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one:

1.  The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.


2.  We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.


3.  All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.


4.  All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.


5.  No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.


6.  The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy-wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.


7.  Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)


8.  If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.


9.  Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.


10.  All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE!

While I laughed at most of this, I do agree with a little of it in that I am an isolationist.   I think the rest of the world needs to see what it is like when America stops being world police and they end up doing it themselves.

I would not mind it happening and i do not think the world will be worse off for it.
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