Ask dunc anything (if you must)

[McGiver]

cos I generally don't? I guess I don't see a point in flirting with someone if I don't actually see them as a potential fuck - folk here are scattered all over the place and cybersex does nowt for me. I've been on a site before (with PI) where I did flirt with female members cos the chance of a real meetup was there. otherwise, I can't be bothered - its like dirty smalltalk, and thus hard going for me - I usually do my sex talk with other body parts.  .

you are a real cocksman.

[Natalia Evans]

depends. I'm not especially fond of strip lights cos they flicker like fuck when they've got too old, and working under them gives me a dull headache. the compact fluorescents like energy saving bulbs are ok though.

How often do you hear them buzzing or humming?

[purposefulinsanity]

I never considered the energy saving bulbs- weird that those don't bother me, but the strip ones do. 

[duncvis]

How often do you hear them buzzing or humming?

the little ones don't. I notice the strip lights in the cellar hum when they're switched on but I dont give it much thought.

[purposefulinsanity]

Are you ever going to rename your thread now Mcjagger can't do it for you? 

[duncvis]

I suppose I should. 

[purposefulinsanity]

Do you miss having your thread given different titles now?

[duncvis]

yeah. we need some badly behaved staff again. 

[McGiver]

so my six month lab test revealed that i had no little swimmers in my ejaculation.

[purposefulinsanity]

so my six month lab test revealed that i had no little swimmers in my ejaculation.

   So you're a confirmed jaffa now? 

[McGiver]

so my six month lab test revealed that i had no little swimmers in my ejaculation.

   So you're a confirmed jaffa now? 

what is a jaffa?

[purposefulinsanity]

Must be English slang- a jaffa orange is seedless, so those that are firing blanks are called jaffas.

[McGiver]

well, i wass thinking about hiring myself out to a couple of lipstick lesbians that want to have a baby.

[purposefulinsanity]

well, i wass thinking about hiring myself out to a couple of lipstick lesbians that want to have a baby.

Too late now- besides I think they'd probably prefer a turkey baster job.

[The_P]

What do you think of this guy:

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