A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Not at all. Just amusingly sick.
whatever.
on average, about how many times per week do you engage in some sort of sexual act?and does this number remain consistent to when you were in your early twenties.
about how many times per month do you wake up recieving a blowjob?and do you like it, or is it bothersome?
I learnt a long time ago he's not much of a morning person, I make sure we have plenty of time for oral sex during the night.
Thing is once you have kids morning sex is only practical if you have something to bribe them to keep them downstairs and have a good lock on the bedroom/bathroom door.