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duncvis

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Ask dunc anything (if you must)
« on: May 23, 2006, 12:44:52 PM »
Since every fucker else seems to have started one, here's mine. Knock yerself out, if you can be arsed. :P
« Last Edit: July 19, 2007, 12:53:34 PM by Silent Dunc »
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2006, 12:47:04 PM »
<Cannot ask questions on account of having knocked himself out>
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2006, 12:50:31 PM »
good start.  :laugh:
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2006, 02:00:43 PM »
do you and your other half have "a song" and, if so, what is it and who's it by?
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2006, 02:36:23 PM »
Not really, but if 'Take It Off' by The Donnas is on we always end up shagging... :laugh:
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2006, 03:23:50 PM »
Who is that in your avatar?
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2006, 03:25:49 PM »
Not a clue.  :-\
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2006, 08:30:08 PM »
I believe i have heard you refer to yourself as a large man.

How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2006, 03:30:00 AM »
I would generally be considered large, yeh. I am 5'11", but rugby player shaped. I'm currently overweight (fucking medication. well, ok, fucking medication, pies and curry...) so I currently weigh around 20 stone (280 lbs), as opposed to my usual 15-16 stone (210-225 lbs). Troube is with such a large frame I carry it, and didn't usually notice how much weight I'd put on until my pants didn't fit any more....

« Last Edit: August 23, 2007, 11:39:01 AM by Silent Dunc »
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2006, 08:33:18 AM »
look at that cuddly teddy bear.

are you old enough for intensity dunc?
i mean you could be around 15 -17 years old.
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2006, 08:56:53 AM »
cheeky twat!  teddy bear my arse, grizzly more like ;D

I am 30, and in person you can tell, even if I do come off like an overgrown teenager. Haven't been carded for a couple of years though... maybe the masturbation damage is starting to show or summat :P
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2006, 10:08:54 AM »
You look like my friend Richard. We call him Teddy Bear.
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2006, 10:23:13 AM »
i'm quite disappointed, Duncvis.  :P i expected you to have a mohawk and at least five facial piercings.

when you were growing-up, what was your favourite kids' TV show?
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2006, 10:31:16 AM »
I used to have a blue mohawk, actually - that picture was taken last summer so I'd just shaved my head. And only had one facial piercing (eyebrow), sorry to disappoint you. :P

Kids TV show - probably DangerMouse.  8)
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2006, 10:43:05 AM »
Can I see a pic of you mel and the kids?
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