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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2007, 06:40:52 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 22, 2007, 06:39:57 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on July 22, 2007, 06:34:30 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 22, 2007, 06:33:57 PM

With me, it's just the job hunt not going well so far. It has me in a funk. I guess I need a crywank, but I would rather kill someone.

Anyone in mind?

If I did, I might be able to work up the motivation, but it's still generic.

Man that's even worse- hope you get your fire back soon.  :-*
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2007, 06:41:08 PM »
Quote from: Björk on July 22, 2007, 06:35:23 PM
aw. job hunting sucks. :-\

call it a crank. then it won't sound so lame.

I like that.

CRANK.
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2007, 06:42:38 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on July 22, 2007, 06:40:52 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 22, 2007, 06:39:57 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on July 22, 2007, 06:34:30 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 22, 2007, 06:33:57 PM

With me, it's just the job hunt not going well so far. It has me in a funk. I guess I need a crywank, but I would rather kill someone.

Anyone in mind?

If I did, I might be able to work up the motivation, but it's still generic.

Man that's even worse- hope you get your fire back soon.  :-*

Thanks, PI.

We sure are spamming up her lovely little thread, aren't we?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2007, 06:43:34 PM »
I know I'm in a post whore mood tonight- must be making up for lost time.
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2007, 06:46:01 PM »
 That can only result in good things.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2007, 07:19:53 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 22, 2007, 06:46:01 PM
That can only result in good things.
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You're such a sweetie, even when you're in a funk.  :-*
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2007, 07:26:39 PM »
Quote from: Björk on July 22, 2007, 06:06:36 PM
i'm kind of post apathetic too. :yawn:

go ahead Jagger, make my pie. :P
anything i want?

well first i will taste it.  ;D
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2007, 08:10:12 PM »
how was it? :laugh:
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2007, 11:07:49 PM »
Quote from: Björk on July 22, 2007, 08:10:12 PM
how was it? :laugh:
yummy.  you must have pride in your meat pie to provide all the freshest  ingredients.
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2007, 01:23:13 AM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on July 22, 2007, 05:53:56 PM
Ooh!  My boss, kill my boss.  I'll give you sexual favors involving chocolate.

i'll have to have the sexual favours and chocolate first, mind you.  you do realise that, don't you?   :eyelash:

in fact, there's always the risk that they might make me feel better, and i won't want to kill anyone, so napoleon will be safe for a bit longer.

hmmm...  bit of a dilemma, don't you think?  rampant sex or a dead boss?  i think we need to discuss this further...
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2007, 01:26:21 AM »
oh, and...

/stamps on milla's pie to kill it, then passes it to dunc, cos he won't care.   :-*

/snogs PI thoroughly, just to keep her happy for a bit.   :-*

/helps Dawg out with his wank crywank, just cos she's feeling a bit better this morning.   :-*

thank you, all.  i feel so much better, knowing there are people prepared to cheer me up by helping me in my dream of exterminating the horribler bits of the human race (i.e., most of it).  you're all so kind!

 :-*
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2007, 03:07:19 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 22, 2007, 11:07:49 PM
Quote from: Björk on July 22, 2007, 08:10:12 PM
how was it? :laugh:
yummy.  you must have pride in your meat pie to provide all the freshest  ingredients.

i am pleased that my pie pleased your hineyness. ;D

yes, the whole thing is made out of freshkilled deer meat, found on the side of an abandoned superhighway.
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2007, 03:09:32 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 23, 2007, 01:26:21 AM

/stamps on milla's pie to kill it, then passes it to dunc, cos he won't care.   :-*

*crywanks over spilt pie just to be popular*
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2007, 03:11:44 AM »
you're popular with me - does that count?   :-*
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2007, 03:51:25 AM »
it always counts. you're the countess. :-* :eyebrows: :cat:
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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