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Offline McGiver

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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #105 on: August 24, 2006, 08:51:52 PM »
Quote from: jman on August 24, 2006, 06:42:46 PM
Sadly no :-[
well then...

will you count how many times you masturbate starting today and track that number for an entire week and post the results?
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #106 on: August 24, 2006, 10:25:36 PM »
Only if you give statisitcs on what you and your wife do every night:

facts such as:

What position?

Which sex act?

Who Came? Her, you or both?

Any foreplay?

How long did you last? .2323243434 seconds? 1 second? etc

Did she scream?

Did you scream?

you get the idea :-*
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #107 on: August 24, 2006, 10:56:49 PM »
she is pregnant and way past the hormonal changes horniness phase.

but i may assist some of your requests.

how about it?
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #108 on: August 25, 2006, 12:01:55 AM »
I dunno I think I may have had a change of heart, my sexuality is my sexuality, and i'd rather not make it public.

I mean c'mon Mcj who do you think I am :o  :laugh:
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #109 on: August 25, 2006, 12:13:39 AM »
Quote from: jman on August 25, 2006, 12:01:55 AM
I dunno I think I may have had a change of heart, my sexuality is my sexuality, and i'd rather not make it public.

I mean c'mon Mcj who do you think I am :o  :laugh:

 :laugh:

Do you think McJagger is ghey for being interested in your masturbation habits?
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #110 on: August 25, 2006, 12:56:14 AM »
hahahahaha!
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #111 on: August 25, 2006, 06:24:37 AM »
Quote from: jman on August 25, 2006, 12:01:55 AM
I dunno I think I may have had a change of heart, my sexuality is my sexuality, and i'd rather not make it public.

I mean c'mon Mcj who do you think I am :o  :laugh:

but its just cumming.
whats wrong with you, are you a chick or something?
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #112 on: August 25, 2006, 06:33:17 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on August 25, 2006, 12:13:39 AM
Quote from: jman on August 25, 2006, 12:01:55 AM
I dunno I think I may have had a change of heart, my sexuality is my sexuality, and i'd rather not make it public.

I mean c'mon Mcj who do you think I am :o  :laugh:

 :laugh:

Do you think McJagger is ghey for being interested in your masturbation habits?

Could be, not sure why he so interested in my habits of self pleasure

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Quote from: jman on August 25, 2006, 12:01:55 AM
I dunno I think I may have had a change of heart, my sexuality is my sexuality, and i'd rather not make it public.

I mean c'mon Mcj who do you think I am :o  :laugh:

but its just cumming.
whats wrong with you, are you a chick or something?

If you'd really like to know last night I jerked it, fantasized about an old girlfriend of mine and no not who you think.
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #113 on: August 25, 2006, 06:34:52 AM »
i like to fantacize about past wsexual experiences also.

did you see peter jerked the works a dozen times the past week.  5 times in one day.

thats impressive, is it not?
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #114 on: August 25, 2006, 06:56:09 PM »
I've heard of guys doing it 17 times in one day
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #115 on: August 25, 2006, 09:39:46 PM »
Quote from: jman on August 25, 2006, 06:56:09 PM
I've heard of guys doing it 17 times in one day
sounds like a confession.

did you chaffe?
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #116 on: August 27, 2006, 01:42:05 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on August 25, 2006, 09:39:46 PM
did you chaffe?

Like it's some fancy French cooking word.  It's 'chafe', dear.
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #117 on: August 27, 2006, 03:04:35 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on August 25, 2006, 06:34:52 AM
did you see peter jerked the works a dozen times the past week.  5 times in one day.

thats impressive, is it not?

erm...

i can actually beat that.  shame i haven't got an ask me thread, eh?

:P

(and no, i'm still not going to do one).
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #118 on: August 27, 2006, 03:07:00 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on August 27, 2006, 03:04:35 AM
Quote from: McJagger on August 25, 2006, 06:34:52 AM
did you see peter jerked the works a dozen times the past week.  5 times in one day.

thats impressive, is it not?

erm...

i can actually beat that.  shame i haven't got an ask me thread, eh?

:P

(and no, i'm still not going to do one).

Bleh, you're a woman though.  You don't have a refractory period and a limited supply of, er... stuff.
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #119 on: August 27, 2006, 03:18:38 AM »
i knew there was a reason i liked being a woman...    :D
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