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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #30 on: May 24, 2006, 02:43:26 PM »
ok seeing as you did it to me, describe my personality

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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2006, 02:53:40 PM »
hmmmm

sweet, caring, patient, stong willed, determined, ambitious, loving,flirtatious, sensual,sexual,quiet, easy going, teasing and naughty ;-)

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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2006, 03:06:40 PM »
What do you look like?,  I just wanted to know who know who thinks I am annoying.
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2006, 04:20:29 PM »
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What do you look like?

http://www.myspace.com/jman623

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  I just wanted to know who know who thinks I am annoying.

hate to say it but pretty much everyone

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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #34 on: May 24, 2006, 07:44:42 PM »
Would you stop asking about Klondike bars for a Klondike bar?
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2006, 05:04:00 AM »
Would you stop asking about Klondike bars for a Klondike bar?

Chill out Serissa 8)

here have a klondike bar  ;D


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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2006, 09:05:17 AM »
Damn you.    :P

Would you rather have a Klondike Bar, or a nice freshly mixed soft ice cream with a chocolate dip shell?  ((That sounded more pornographic than was intended))
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2006, 11:20:40 AM »
Damn you.    :P

Would you rather have a Klondike Bar, or a nice freshly mixed soft ice cream with a chocolate dip shell?  ((That sounded more pornographic than was intended))

acutally I like the klondike bars that have the chocolate and mint outer coating

I also LOVE chocolate chip and mint ice cream.

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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #38 on: May 25, 2006, 12:05:01 PM »
Hey Jman, you are going to like this.

Jman, can you say,  I ate baby the other white meat?(Its from Austin powers.  The Fat Bastard said it)
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2006, 12:06:56 PM »
Last one.  These are are all sexual jokes.

Can you say, I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs?
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #40 on: May 25, 2006, 12:09:56 PM »
Last one.  These are are all sexual jokes.

Can you say, I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs?

I never was too keen on making a fool of myself ::)

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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #41 on: May 25, 2006, 12:18:53 PM »
I was not making fun of you.  What is next to ribs?, breasts, right?

Hmmm. You ate baby the other white meat, I wonder what that means?  I will bet it means oral sex or something else sexual. 

So, could you repeat them for me?
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2006, 12:30:49 PM »
I was not making fun of you.  What is next to ribs?, breasts, right?

Hmmm. You ate baby the other white meat, I wonder what that means?  I will bet it means oral sex or something else sexual. 

So, could you repeat them for me?

Your jokes aren't that funny fluorescent :-\


besides you should show more respect torwards baby :police:

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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2006, 12:31:11 PM »
What's the hardest thing you've worked for in life?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2006, 12:33:05 PM »
have you ever had a mint choicolate chip malt from Baskin Robbins?

my god its fucking awesome.
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