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Re: Trolling
« Reply #255 on: July 27, 2007, 06:06:19 PM »
I'd recommend Black Mamba. :evillaugh:
What quantity do we need, he does have the appearence of a sack of potatoes after all.

10cc should suffice, for each.  It might give him enough time to whack off and post about it and "ah" can tell post more "FUCKYOU" spams.  It's the honorable thing to do!
Do you have anything more painfull, i dont want any posts from him in his death throes.

Well, if you insist, some Funnel Web Spider venom should do the trick.  About 3cc.
You seem quite the poisoner, Ozy. I hope you havent applied this knowledge...


 :laugh:  No really, I was just speaking medical BS, a pleasant fantasy however.  I was throwing out stuff I'v seen about venomous creatures over the years.  Funnel Web SPider bites are horrifically painful for humans.  The Black Mamba is one of the worlds deadliest snakes.  If I wanted to kill somebody fast, a bite from a Blue ringed Octopus or a dish of Japanese Blowfish (Fugue) IMproperly prepared would do it nicely.  Neurotoxins are the way to go.  It's amazing how psychotic a little medical terminology can sound if applied in the right conversation. :laugh:

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Re: Trolling
« Reply #256 on: July 27, 2007, 06:08:20 PM »
How are you foiling the conditions you have created? Seems to me the the conditions are taking on their own conditions. You may have been foiled

No. One doesn't play games with karma
solitaire. And I am not one.

example, someone wants to stay at some
number - I try to trick them off of it.

Oh.
You said, "... generally... " and I got lost. I get it, now.
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Re: Trolling
« Reply #257 on: July 27, 2007, 06:11:39 PM »
I'd recommend Black Mamba. :evillaugh:
What quantity do we need, he does have the appearence of a sack of potatoes after all.

10cc should suffice, for each.  It might give him enough time to whack off and post about it and "ah" can tell post more "FUCKYOU" spams.  It's the honorable thing to do!
Do you have anything more painfull, i dont want any posts from him in his death throes.

Well, if you insist, some Funnel Web Spider venom should do the trick.  About 3cc.
You seem quite the poisoner, Ozy. I hope you havent applied this knowledge...


 :laugh:  No really, I was just speaking medical BS, a pleasant fantasy however.  I was throwing out stuff I'v seen about venomous creatures over the years.  Funnel Web SPider bites are horrifically painful for humans.  The Black Mamba is one of the worlds deadliest snakes.  If I wanted to kill somebody fast, a bite from a Blue ringed Octopus or a dish of Japanese Blowfish (Fugue) IMproperly prepared would do it nicely.  Neurotoxins are the way to go.  It's amazing how psychotic a little medical terminology can sound if applied in the right conversation. :laugh:
Hmm, i am more a fan of different less lethal ways of doing things. Do you watch many medical shows, or is it just random knowledge you have?

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Re: Trolling
« Reply #258 on: July 27, 2007, 06:14:11 PM »
How are you foiling the conditions you have created? Seems to me the the conditions are taking on their own conditions. You may have been foiled

No. One doesn't play games with karma
solitaire. And I am not one.

example, someone wants to stay at some
number - I try to trick them off of it.

Oh.
You said, "... generally... " and I got lost. I get it, now.

Sometimes, I don't make it clear that I'm not one.  :laugh:

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Re: Trolling
« Reply #259 on: July 27, 2007, 07:31:21 PM »
I'd recommend Black Mamba. :evillaugh:
What quantity do we need, he does have the appearence of a sack of potatoes after all.

10cc should suffice, for each.  It might give him enough time to whack off and post about it and "ah" can tell post more "FUCKYOU" spams.  It's the honorable thing to do!
Do you have anything more painfull, i dont want any posts from him in his death throes.

Well, if you insist, some Funnel Web Spider venom should do the trick.  About 3cc.
You seem quite the poisoner, Ozy. I hope you havent applied this knowledge...


 :laugh:  No really, I was just speaking medical BS, a pleasant fantasy however.  I was throwing out stuff I'v seen about venomous creatures over the years.  Funnel Web SPider bites are horrifically painful for humans.  The Black Mamba is one of the worlds deadliest snakes.  If I wanted to kill somebody fast, a bite from a Blue ringed Octopus or a dish of Japanese Blowfish (Fugue) IMproperly prepared would do it nicely.  Neurotoxins are the way to go.  It's amazing how psychotic a little medical terminology can sound if applied in the right conversation. :laugh:
Hmm, i am more a fan of different less lethal ways of doing things. Do you watch many medical shows, or is it just random knowledge you have?

Actually, so am I.  My preference is to have certain people suffer the same humiliation/embarassment, disgrace, that they tried to heap on me!   And live to remember it. :evillaugh:  I don't suffer fools, and as Odeon's signature adds, "I like to see fools suffer."  Especially if they're arrogant, pompous and jerks.

I'm a registered nurse and no, I don't watch medical shows.  I live the the drama as it is.  I'm heavily into the sciences, so a lot of it's random knowledge.  Most of what I know is from my science books and magazines and shows on AnimalPlanet, Discovery, History and News Programs.

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Re: Trolling
« Reply #260 on: July 28, 2007, 02:36:36 AM »
i had enough deadly nightshade in my garden to kill about 200 people, two summers ago.  scared the bejaysus out of me.

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Re: Trolling
« Reply #261 on: July 28, 2007, 04:21:33 AM »
i had enough deadly nightshade in my garden to kill about 200 people, two summers ago.  scared the bejaysus out of me.

Have you tried any?
I tend to eat poisonous things,
in small quantities, in order to
develop an immunity. Belladonna
was one of these.

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Re: Trolling
« Reply #262 on: July 28, 2007, 05:32:22 AM »
I'd recommend Black Mamba. :evillaugh:
What quantity do we need, he does have the appearence of a sack of potatoes after all.

10cc should suffice, for each.  It might give him enough time to whack off and post about it and "ah" can tell post more "FUCKYOU" spams.  It's the honorable thing to do!
Do you have anything more painfull, i dont want any posts from him in his death throes.

Well, if you insist, some Funnel Web Spider venom should do the trick.  About 3cc.
You seem quite the poisoner, Ozy. I hope you havent applied this knowledge...


 :laugh:  No really, I was just speaking medical BS, a pleasant fantasy however.  I was throwing out stuff I'v seen about venomous creatures over the years.  Funnel Web SPider bites are horrifically painful for humans.  The Black Mamba is one of the worlds deadliest snakes.  If I wanted to kill somebody fast, a bite from a Blue ringed Octopus or a dish of Japanese Blowfish (Fugue) IMproperly prepared would do it nicely.  Neurotoxins are the way to go.  It's amazing how psychotic a little medical terminology can sound if applied in the right conversation. :laugh:
Hmm, i am more a fan of different less lethal ways of doing things. Do you watch many medical shows, or is it just random knowledge you have?

Actually, so am I.  My preference is to have certain people suffer the same humiliation/embarassment, disgrace, that they tried to heap on me!   And live to remember it. :evillaugh:  I don't suffer fools, and as Odeon's signature adds, "I like to see fools suffer."  Especially if they're arrogant, pompous and jerks.

I'm a registered nurse and no, I don't watch medical shows.  I live the the drama as it is.  I'm heavily into the sciences, so a lot of it's random knowledge.  Most of what I know is from my science books and magazines and shows on AnimalPlanet, Discovery, History and News Programs.
Oh if they are to remember it you have to hit them 10 times harder so they dont do it again. Then they never forget. As for people being arrogant, i dont complain about that myself, its nice for people to have a good view of themselves.
Being a registered nurse explains a knowledge of medicine and science. As for the programs, I think they have got very dumbed down over the years, so you cant learn as much any more from them. Are you a practising nurse, or just registered?

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Re: Trolling
« Reply #263 on: July 28, 2007, 06:11:16 AM »
At the moment, I'm not a practicing nurse.  I still have my license on active status in case I have to go back to work.  But, I'm just a full time househusband and stay home dad until Amber goes to college. 8)

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« Reply #264 on: July 28, 2007, 06:31:59 AM »
At the moment, I'm not a practicing nurse.  I still have my license on active status in case I have to go back to work.  But, I'm just a full time househusband and stay home dad until Amber goes to college. 8)
Oh right. Do you ever want to go back to work at all as a nurse, or is it something you would rather avoid?

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« Reply #265 on: July 28, 2007, 01:43:18 PM »
Oh yes, I'm a geriatric and hospice specialist.  I get along well with my elderly patients.  They appreciate my weird humor and gentle respect for them.  My goal is to work part time, 1.) to keep busy 2.) to keep my skills up and 3.) so I can avoid as much as possible the sociopolitical crap of the admin/medical staff that happens in a medical facility. >:(  The "peter principle" is a big part of medical facility life.  And it has nothing to do with our own Peter here on I2.

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Re: Trolling
« Reply #266 on: July 28, 2007, 02:02:04 PM »
i had enough deadly nightshade in my garden to kill about 200 people, two summers ago.  scared the bejaysus out of me.

I have a few dozen Amanita muscaria pop up every time it rains, here. Wanna talk about scared ... my son loves mushrooms and he knows that lots of what we eat comes from the garden. Hopefully, his (inherited) attention to bio-science has saved his life. He can now correctly identify about twenty fungi on his own. He is eight.
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« Reply #267 on: July 28, 2007, 02:35:34 PM »
Oh yes, I'm a geriatric and hospice specialist.  I get along well with my elderly patients.  They appreciate my weird humor and gentle respect for them.  My goal is to work part time, 1.) to keep busy 2.) to keep my skills up and 3.) so I can avoid as much as possible the sociopolitical crap of the admin/medical staff that happens in a medical facility. >:(  The "peter principle" is a big part of medical facility life.  And it has nothing to do with our own Peter here on I2.
What do you mean by the peter principle, is that about keeping your skills up while being sane?

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Re: Trolling
« Reply #268 on: July 28, 2007, 05:18:57 PM »
Oh yes, I'm a geriatric and hospice specialist.  I get along well with my elderly patients.  They appreciate my weird humor and gentle respect for them.  My goal is to work part time, 1.) to keep busy 2.) to keep my skills up and 3.) so I can avoid as much as possible the sociopolitical crap of the admin/medical staff that happens in a medical facility. >:(  The "peter principle" is a big part of medical facility life.  And it has nothing to do with our own Peter here on I2.
What do you mean by the peter principle, is that about keeping your skills up while being sane?

Google is your friend:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Principle

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« Reply #269 on: July 28, 2007, 05:21:10 PM »
Oh yes, I'm a geriatric and hospice specialist.  I get along well with my elderly patients.  They appreciate my weird humor and gentle respect for them.  My goal is to work part time, 1.) to keep busy 2.) to keep my skills up and 3.) so I can avoid as much as possible the sociopolitical crap of the admin/medical staff that happens in a medical facility. >:(  The "peter principle" is a big part of medical facility life.  And it has nothing to do with our own Peter here on I2.
What do you mean by the peter principle, is that about keeping your skills up while being sane?

Google is your friend:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Principle
Oh, now I remember, silly me for forgetting. I wonder how far I will have to be promoted to reach that level...