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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2007, 04:27:47 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on July 22, 2007, 03:27:15 AM
Rodents are wrong.

I have possums mating on my roof tonight.

Damn the small furry creatures.

SMALL? Fuck! ...  ours are thirty pounds. Of course kangaroos mating on the roof would be more noisy, wouldn't it?
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2007, 04:50:30 AM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 22, 2007, 04:27:47 AM
Quote from: Eclair on July 22, 2007, 03:27:15 AM
Rodents are wrong.

I have possums mating on my roof tonight.

Damn the small furry creatures.

SMALL? Fuck! ...  ours are thirty pounds. Of course kangaroos mating on the roof would be more noisy, wouldn't it?

Not really, possums are about the weight of a bull terrier if you get a good well fed one.  Last night they sounded like grown men running up and down my polished wood floors, but they were in the roof...

(and if only there WERE grown men running up and down my hallway!)
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2007, 09:20:49 AM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 22, 2007, 03:25:41 AM
Quote from: calandale on July 21, 2007, 01:48:20 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 19, 2007, 06:10:23 PM
Quote from: calandale on July 18, 2007, 09:45:02 PM
I loved the pet rats my wife and I had.
Maybe in too many ways though.  :laugh:

No, no, THAT was too much information.

Aw, I suppose you DON'T want the details?

I'm in the mood, now. Let it rip!

How do you love a rat too many ways?

Crap, you're calling my bluff.  :laugh:

I've had one in my ass, though it wandered there
on its own. Damn near suffocated. Got a male rat off
through sucking it. And (often) masturbated a couple
of female ones using their own tails. None of them seemed
too pleased.
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2007, 10:02:37 AM »
Quote from: calandale on July 22, 2007, 09:20:49 AM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 22, 2007, 03:25:41 AM
Quote from: calandale on July 21, 2007, 01:48:20 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 19, 2007, 06:10:23 PM
Quote from: calandale on July 18, 2007, 09:45:02 PM
I loved the pet rats my wife and I had.
Maybe in too many ways though.  :laugh:

No, no, THAT was too much information.

Aw, I suppose you DON'T want the details?

I'm in the mood, now. Let it rip!

How do you love a rat too many ways?

Crap, you're calling my bluff.  :laugh:

I've had one in my ass, though it wandered there
on its own. Damn near suffocated. Got a male rat off
through sucking it. And (often) masturbated a couple
of female ones using their own tails. None of them seemed
too pleased.

Didn't think you were bluffing, just curious about your motivations.
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2007, 12:39:46 PM »
rodents need to have their teeth cut by a vet if they grow so long they can't eat properly and stuff.

i hope you're kidding calandale. ::)
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2007, 12:46:09 PM »
I used to have rats. I think they're great pets as long as you keep the cage cleaned.
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2007, 03:48:30 AM »
I had a black and white rat as a teenager. It was a cool pet, inquisitive, friendly and smart. It used to sit on my head while I was reading. 8)
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2007, 02:00:38 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 22, 2007, 10:02:37 AM


Didn't think you were bluffing, just curious about your motivations.

Boredom? I'm not really sure.

Quote from: Björk on July 22, 2007, 12:39:46 PM
i hope you're kidding calandale. ::)

sorry. Uh, I'm a bit of a perv.
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2007, 02:12:57 PM »
i don't care if you're a perv. i just have a thing about animal torture.
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2007, 04:03:44 PM »
Quote from: calandale on July 23, 2007, 02:00:38 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 22, 2007, 10:02:37 AM


Didn't think you were bluffing, just curious about your motivations.

Boredom? I'm not really sure.

Does this have to do with the woman who has tortured you for, I forget, how many years?

« Last Edit: July 23, 2007, 04:11:19 PM by MarkingDawg »
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2007, 04:04:53 PM »
DD, your post needs some fixing.
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2007, 04:12:15 PM »
Quote from: Björk on July 23, 2007, 04:04:53 PM
DD, your post needs some fixing.

Sorry.
I have disassociated you with regards to this discussion.
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2007, 04:17:47 PM »
thanks. :P
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2007, 07:15:31 PM »
i hate rats.

but i loved the movie.
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Re: Rats. nasty or cute?
« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2007, 07:17:03 PM »
Fievel?
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