I loved the pet rats my wife and I had.
Maybe in too many ways though.
No, no, THAT was too much information.
Aw, I suppose you DON'T want the details?
I'm in the mood, now. Let it rip!
How do you love a rat too many ways?
Crap, you're calling my bluff.
I've had one in my ass, though it wandered there
on its own. Damn near suffocated. Got a male rat off
through sucking it. And (often) masturbated a couple
of female ones using their own tails. None of them seemed
too pleased.