well, at leat i stayed on topic! 
Isn't that a ghey-able offense around here? 
are you jealous of me?
Nope. But apparently people have been 697 times. So maybe I should be.
i double dawg dare you!
I haven't been dared to do something for a long time. Lets see, how does this work then? I say something like, "Yeah right, as if you daring me is going to make me do it." Then you come back with the triple dog dare, is that correct? I apologize, it's been a rather long time since I was in grade school.
it's completely up to you. but, i don't think you have the guts.