A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Are you saying there's something wrong with being unhairy? I'm sure Eamonn's very happy with his yeti-arse, but I like my naturally sparse bodyhair.
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 15, 2006, 04:13:01 PMAre you saying there's something wrong with being unhairy? I'm sure Eamonn's very happy with his yeti-arse, but I like my naturally sparse bodyhair.It means i am more manly than you and produce more testosterone. I am handsome and you are a pretty boy. Women go weak at the knees when real men like me arrive into town.
*checks knees*still holding up, mercifully. oops... er... but only just, of course.... (phew...)not saying there's anything wrong with being glabrous, peter, just surprised at how glabrous mcj is. and couldn't resists a quick pop, obviously. don't take it personally, dear.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Welll certain conditions are met, for my big secret. Can you guess what? Offense fact thread, I will a posting!
Actually, it just means you produce more follicle stimulating hormone, and given the way I pack on muscle with even moderate exercise, I doubt I'm in any way lacking in testosterone.
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