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Eamonn

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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #330 on: July 15, 2006, 12:42:09 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 15, 2006, 12:35:17 PM
Quote from: Eamonn on July 15, 2006, 12:31:14 PM
Lovely Jubbly!

i remember Jubblies as a kid - they were sort of pyramid shaped /trapezoid ice lollies, which came in a cardboardish container, like the tetra pack things.

they were fucking horrible.

is that what you meant?

;)

I remember them too, though liked them. Often to be seen with a red/orange circle round my mouth as a kid.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #331 on: July 15, 2006, 12:43:17 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 15, 2006, 12:40:42 PM
can you spell off?

Have a little of your own lame treatment!

Can you spell retard? You certainly spell it out to me.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #332 on: July 15, 2006, 01:06:23 PM »
Yeah because I have seen one!  I have called you it about a hundred times!
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #333 on: July 15, 2006, 01:12:20 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 15, 2006, 10:52:39 AM
i know how you lost 20 pounds in only one month.
ask me how.

I already know of a couple ways how because I had to lose weight before I weighed in for boot camp. My mom and recruiter tried to persuade me to take laxitives. I'm anal about putting things into my system that will have an immediate reaction like that, so I lost the weight by exercising each morning and changed my diet. The dumb guys(I didn't know a single woman dumb enough to do this) would put their thermostats in the eighties and run around their place till they sweat it off.  ::)
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #334 on: July 15, 2006, 01:17:59 PM »
Quote from fluorescent- "I am basic......". You sure got that right, bud.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #335 on: July 15, 2006, 01:18:45 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 15, 2006, 12:31:29 PM
Fuck off bitch!, yeah, you have my picture!

Peter, could you put my picture in guilty pleasures tied up like that woman?

No, that would be rather beyond my abilities.  It would be a lot easier for you to pose yourself like that.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #336 on: July 15, 2006, 01:52:33 PM »
my better half...

























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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #337 on: July 15, 2006, 02:22:51 PM »
Thanks for that. I just laughed so hard snot flew out everywhere. *gets baby wipes out*  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« Reply #338 on: July 15, 2006, 02:32:55 PM »
You don't need him to make you laugh, all you have to do is look in the mirror.  You are laughing to cope with the distress of Mc Jagger making you horny.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #339 on: July 15, 2006, 02:38:31 PM »
i admit it, i am a twat.


























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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #340 on: July 15, 2006, 02:41:58 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 15, 2006, 02:32:55 PM
You don't need him to make you laugh, all you have to do is look in the mirror.  You are laughing to cope with the distress of Mc Jagger making you horny.

Damn, sussed me again. It was cock snot, I had it out as an uncontrollable reactoin to your semi-n00dz... *fwap fwap fwap*
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #341 on: July 15, 2006, 04:10:19 PM »
mcj, you are so unhairy (calm down, eamonn) it's unbelievable.

you sure you're post pubescent - have your balls dropped yet?
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #342 on: July 15, 2006, 04:11:15 PM »
(was going to say "glabrous", which is the correct term, but didn't want to be accused of being incomprehensible, eh?  :P )
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« Reply #343 on: July 15, 2006, 04:12:35 PM »
you sure you're post pubescent - have your balls dropped yet?(Lucifer)

Have you?

God damn you are easy!
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #344 on: July 15, 2006, 04:13:01 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 15, 2006, 04:10:19 PM
mcj, you are so unhairy (calm down, eamonn) it's unbelievable.

you sure you're post pubescent - have your balls dropped yet?

Are you saying there's something wrong with being unhairy?  >:(  I'm sure Eamonn's very happy with his yeti-arse, but I like my naturally sparse bodyhair.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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