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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2006, 02:21:54 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 18, 2006, 04:03:48 PM
Odeon, want to join me in some hijacking?  Let start with a conversation .   Odeon,  How was you day?

It's the point with this thread, you know. Hijacking. You don't need to ask *me* anything, you just need to not ask CuriousPrimate anything.
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2006, 09:30:53 AM »
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 11:07:00 AM
What is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.

Assisted suicide when I'm old and decrepid.
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2006, 09:35:37 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 18, 2006, 12:21:32 PM
Curiousrpimate- How did you pick your name?  Was it a reference to curious george or some other odd reference?  ((Sorry if I asked this on some other forum before.)

I had a picture that I thought would make a great avatar, and the name sneaked up on me. I'd never heard of Curiouis George until a couple of years ago in regards to my brother-in-law.

I also like the idea of being on a slightly different evolutionary track to humans...
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2006, 10:37:50 AM »
Imagine this:  You get a phone call at about 1 in the morning.  When you answer the phone, a low, raspy voice says,  "I know who you are and I know what you did," then proceeds to describe the contents of the current room you are in in perfect detail.  How do you react?
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2006, 10:40:07 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 19, 2006, 10:37:50 AM
Imagine this:  You get a phone call at about 1 in the morning.  When you answer the phone, a low, raspy voice says,  "I know who you are and I know what you did," then proceeds to describe the contents of the current room you are in in perfect detail.  How do you react?

I'd say, "Hello Mum."   ;D
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2006, 10:45:21 AM »
 :laugh:
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2006, 10:48:53 AM »
Odeon said,.."It's the point with this thread, you know. Hijacking. You don't need to ask *me* anything, you just need to not ask CuriousPrimate anything."

I know, I was trying to be inconsiderate, as in hijacking.  :laugh:
« Last Edit: May 19, 2006, 11:37:02 AM by fluorescent »
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2006, 11:24:24 AM »
Hey, would you consider posting http://www.wrongplanet.net/asperger.html?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=13735 in the re-posted forum here?  I don't think it would be smiled upon if I did it as it is not my thread.
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2006, 12:15:03 PM »
Figures, Emp is all over it.
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2006, 01:08:55 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 19, 2006, 11:24:24 AM
Hey, would you consider posting http://www.wrongplanet.net/asperger.html?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=13735 in the re-posted forum here?  I don't think it would be smiled upon if I did it as it is not my thread.

Your wish (in this case at least  ;D) is may command.
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2006, 03:43:02 AM »
Odeon,

how many supersized burgers and fries do you think the guy in your avatar had to consume to get that healthy looking?
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2006, 05:09:32 AM »
That is right, Mc Jagger gets the idea.
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2006, 11:33:12 AM »
I think he's had QP Cheese menus every day for the last decade or two. And a six-pack with each one. You don't get that raw sex appeal without some hard work.
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2006, 12:18:16 AM »
i an thinking a six pack of cola.
notice the roundedness of his midsection. like a spare tire for a tractor.
the thing with beer is that it all sits up front.

the spare tire comes from too many calories, day in and day out.

next question:

how do you suppose that guy 'does it'?

and how many years since he has been able to see his own erect penis in the shower, without the aid of a mirror?
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2006, 08:37:25 AM »
At least five years since he saw his penis, and double that time since he saw his toes. And now, his penis and his toes have about the same function.
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