Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)

[odeon]

Odeon, want to join me in some hijacking?  Let start with a conversation .   Odeon,  How was you day?

It's the point with this thread, you know. Hijacking. You don't need to ask *me* anything, you just need to not ask CuriousPrimate anything.

[CuriousPrimate]

What is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.

Assisted suicide when I'm old and decrepid.

[CuriousPrimate]

Curiousrpimate- How did you pick your name?  Was it a reference to curious george or some other odd reference?  ((Sorry if I asked this on some other forum before.)

I had a picture that I thought would make a great avatar, and the name sneaked up on me. I'd never heard of Curiouis George until a couple of years ago in regards to my brother-in-law.

I also like the idea of being on a slightly different evolutionary track to humans...

[El]

Imagine this:  You get a phone call at about 1 in the morning.  When you answer the phone, a low, raspy voice says,  "I know who you are and I know what you did," then proceeds to describe the contents of the current room you are in in perfect detail.  How do you react?

[CuriousPrimate]

Imagine this:  You get a phone call at about 1 in the morning.  When you answer the phone, a low, raspy voice says,  "I know who you are and I know what you did," then proceeds to describe the contents of the current room you are in in perfect detail.  How do you react?

I'd say, "Hello Mum."   

[El]

 

[Randy]

Odeon said,.."It's the point with this thread, you know. Hijacking. You don't need to ask *me* anything, you just need to not ask CuriousPrimate anything."

I know, I was trying to be inconsiderate, as in hijacking. 

[El]

Hey, would you consider posting http://www.wrongplanet.net/asperger.html?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=13735 in the re-posted forum here?  I don't think it would be smiled upon if I did it as it is not my thread.

[Randy]

Figures, Emp is all over it.

[CuriousPrimate]

Hey, would you consider posting http://www.wrongplanet.net/asperger.html?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=13735 in the re-posted forum here?  I don't think it would be smiled upon if I did it as it is not my thread.

Your wish (in this case at least  ) is may command.

[McGiver]

Odeon,

how many supersized burgers and fries do you think the guy in your avatar had to consume to get that healthy looking?

[Randy]

That is right, Mc Jagger gets the idea.

[odeon]

I think he's had QP Cheese menus every day for the last decade or two. And a six-pack with each one. You don't get that raw sex appeal without some hard work.

[McGiver]

i an thinking a six pack of cola.
notice the roundedness of his midsection. like a spare tire for a tractor.
the thing with beer is that it all sits up front.

the spare tire comes from too many calories, day in and day out.

next question:

how do you suppose that guy 'does it'?

and how many years since he has been able to see his own erect penis in the shower, without the aid of a mirror?

[odeon]

At least five years since he saw his penis, and double that time since he saw his toes. And now, his penis and his toes have about the same function.