Cool thread idea, Curious Primate!
Fluorescent, what difference does it make to you if QuirkyCarla has a boyfriend if you and she are friends? Does every female on the board need to inform you of her relationship status? For the record, I am happily married, but I believe PostPerson may be unattached, although she does have dogs. Her avatar is an actual unretouched photo of herself from when she was younger, so she looks a lot like Linda Blair.
PMS Elle, I used dental floss last night to floss my teeth right after I brushed them. I have used it to sew on a button before because it is stronger than ordinary sewing thread, but I usually just use it to floss my teeth.
The worst question I have seen so far on one of these Ask Anything threads was the one McJagger asked about you and Thagomizer growing old together. How could he expect you to do anything other than evade the question?