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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2006, 09:08:56 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 21, 2006, 12:18:16 AM

next question:

how do you suppose that guy 'does it'?


Use your imagination and think how you 'do it' with a nine-months-pregnant woman.  I think he would 'do it' much the same way if his belly got in the way as if hers did.
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #46 on: May 22, 2006, 03:48:31 AM »
i must confess that i am not that aroused by my wife when she is very pregnant.
i think its psychological or something.  i think i am going to be stabbing at the fetus or something.

i know its juvenile, but thats what i think.  and i am not boasting of size either.

and i will admit another thing. i am fascinated by the extra large breasts, though.
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #47 on: May 22, 2006, 03:49:05 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 21, 2006, 08:37:25 AM
At least five years since he saw his penis, and double that time since he saw his toes. And now, his penis and his toes have about the same function.

what function is that?
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #48 on: May 22, 2006, 05:58:08 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 22, 2006, 03:49:05 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 21, 2006, 08:37:25 AM
At least five years since he saw his penis, and double that time since he saw his toes. And now, his penis and his toes have about the same function.

what function is that?

Sort of an appendix, something that will hurt if he gives it too much thought or effort.
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #49 on: May 25, 2006, 12:06:59 PM »
Does...
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #50 on: May 25, 2006, 12:07:13 PM »
...this...
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #51 on: May 25, 2006, 12:07:26 PM »
...count...
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2006, 12:07:38 PM »
...as...
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #53 on: May 25, 2006, 12:07:50 PM »
...hijacking?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #54 on: May 25, 2006, 12:52:48 PM »
that would be postwhoring. :P
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #55 on: May 25, 2006, 09:09:41 PM »
That too.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #56 on: May 25, 2006, 10:18:22 PM »
I want a klondike bar...
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #57 on: May 26, 2006, 03:13:50 AM »
You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god.  What do you say/do?
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #58 on: May 29, 2006, 08:05:55 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on May 26, 2006, 03:13:50 AM
You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god.  What do you say/do?

Hi God, why don't ya talk to the other three first. I'd like to stay here a short while at least...

or

So God, Did ya believe in me?

or

What the fuck are McJagger, Eamonn and Omega Female doing here?
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Re: Ask CuriousPrimate Anything (but hijack the thread as often as possible)
« Reply #59 on: May 29, 2006, 10:18:42 PM »
What in life truely makes you happy on a regular basis, and why exactly does it make you happy?
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