SG's B&J and Spokane thread

[Lucifer]

FUCK !!!

that's so unfair.  i was wiping the floor with you, earlier.

but it's a fair cop, guv.

sigh...  get the handcuffs out...

 

You're pretty fiesty, I think I had better use the leather straps instead.

i thought it was supposed to be a forfeit?   

Oh it is.  How else am I going to accomplish it without you being restrained by 4" leather straps?

answers on a postcard?

anyway, hot stuff, who said anything about my needing to be restrained?   

 

[Tesla]

FUCK !!!

that's so unfair.  i was wiping the floor with you, earlier.

but it's a fair cop, guv.

sigh...  get the handcuffs out...

 

You're pretty fiesty, I think I had better use the leather straps instead.

i thought it was supposed to be a forfeit?   

Oh it is.  How else am I going to accomplish it without you being restrained by 4" leather straps?

answers on a postcard?

anyway, hot stuff, who said anything about my needing to be restrained?   

 

I don't need to restrain you, but you see, I just bought these new leather straps, and I wanted to use them.

[Lucifer]

i could fashion them into a rather fetching outfit, if you like.  you don't have to be so obvious and/or pedestrian in your use of them, you know.

 

[Tesla]

i could fashion them into a rather fetching outfit, if you like.  you don't have to be so obvious and/or pedestrian in your use of them, you know.

 

Oohhh... My ideas are pedestrian are they...  don't seem to remember you complaining about my ideas the last time we spoke.

[Lucifer]

see?  run up in a jiffy.   

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[Lucifer]

i could fashion them into a rather fetching outfit, if you like.  you don't have to be so obvious and/or pedestrian in your use of them, you know.

 

Oohhh... My ideas are pedestrian are they...  don't seem to remember you complaining about my ideas the last time we spoke.

well, i was taught as a child never to speak with my mouth full.   

[Tesla]

i could fashion them into a rather fetching outfit, if you like.  you don't have to be so obvious and/or pedestrian in your use of them, you know.

 

Oohhh... My ideas are pedestrian are they...  don't seem to remember you complaining about my ideas the last time we spoke.

well, i was taught as a child never to speak with my mouth full.   

Do you think Joon talks with her mouth full?



I bet she does.

[Natalia Evans]

Does Benny treat Joon like a child?


I think he does. Too overprotective of her.

[Lucifer]

can't... breathe... laughing... too... much.

a new definition of "oblivious" is needed, i feel.

[Randy]

Oh what the fuck.. my obession.. ouch.. its starting to swell down there.  I think I am fuckn drunk.

Where is Jessica when I need her?

[Tesla]

Your obsession is being oblivious?

[Randy]

Only when I am drunk, like now.

I am very much aware and have much controll.

[Lucifer]

Your obsession is being oblivious?

stop it!

i'm laughing so much i hurt !  i'll be fit nothing for the rest of the day.  and i'm TRYING to work (in between peeking over here, of course).

[Randy]

* AllDayGlowRandy goes and begs Jessica for a spanken.

Why do I bother, she will not give it.  I am just exploring, I work hard enough I should be respected more.  Respect my authority! Lol south park.  She won't even try it

[richard]

since this thread sucks so much i say we all post about our obsessions. ohh heres mine,