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does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« on: July 09, 2007, 04:49:43 PM »
i was eating fucking chips today when my ass itched so i scratched it and i think there was some shit on my finger and i ate some poo, i licked my fingers to get all the seasoning off incase you were wondering how i injested it. and now i feel sick like im gonna have some violent vomiting.

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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2007, 05:22:54 PM »
I don't think e. coli comes from yr. butt.
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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2007, 05:24:53 PM »
well i hope it doesnt, still injesting shit cant be good for you :laugh:

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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2007, 05:28:38 PM »
well i hope it doesnt, still injesting shit cant be good for you :laugh:

Who says? Seems to work for dogs.
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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2007, 05:32:24 PM »
but dont they have like iron stoumacs? ive seen them eat grass and all sorts of wierd shit

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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2007, 05:37:31 PM »
but dont they have like iron stoumacs? ive seen them eat grass and all sorts of wierd shit

I guess, if chocolate is like a secret weapon against iron.  :laugh:
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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2007, 05:39:30 PM »
yah wtf? they can eat shit but not chocolate? that doesnt seem right

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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2007, 05:44:10 PM »
I don't think e. coli comes from yr. butt.

it does, actually.  it's used as a faecal indicator when testing water samples.

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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2007, 05:53:27 PM »
You're right because I remember in Fast Food Nation he wrote that it proves that there's cow shit in the meat. It makes  me wonder what other creatures come out of your butt that I'm not aware of.
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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2007, 06:14:32 PM »
Human poop can have many different strains of E coli in it, but most healthy people can ingest a tiny amount like you did without becoming seriously ill.  If you feel that you need to vomit, then vomit, because that will expel most of the bacteria, if you do it quickly enough.  If you get diarrhea, then don't try to suppress it unless it goes on for several days, because that also expels many bacteria.  If you stay sick for more than a couple of days, go to the doctor, who can prescribe antibiotics.

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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2007, 06:23:51 PM »
ecoli is nothing to mess with.  It's a constantly mutating bacterium that can go from nothing to hellacious in 15 seconds.  If your stomach/gut symptoms persist any longer than 24 hours....get your fucking ass to your doctor or a clinic.  NOW

This is OZYMANDIAS speaking as a nurse/health care professional.  DO IT!

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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2007, 06:38:21 PM »
We are lucky to have Ozyman around! Believe him, Richard.
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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2007, 07:02:10 PM »
Yeah, but, richard doesn't listen to anybody, anytime, anyway. >:(

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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2007, 07:09:49 PM »
thanks for the advice dude, i havent thrown up yet earlier i felt like i was gonna vomit violently but now not so much. i'll see how i feel tomorrow if anything gets to crazy i'll go to the hospital.

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Re: does anyone know anythign about ecoli?
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2007, 08:35:19 PM »
i enslave e coli on a regular basis muwahahahaha

might have just been the chips and your imagination......

those 0 trans fat chips cause anal leakage.... hoep you werent eating those
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