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does coffee make anyone else poop?
« on: July 08, 2007, 11:45:04 AM »
i tell yah, after 2 cups i have to shit like a rotweiler, its almost automatic and i think its very cool! also do you like going to taco bell/dell taco and stealing all the fire sauce only to eat them alone for lunch?
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2007, 11:46:00 AM »
Quote from: richard on July 08, 2007, 11:45:04 AM
i tell yah, after 2 cups i have to shit like a rotweiler, its almost automatic and i think its very cool! also do you like going to taco bell/dell taco and stealing all the fire sauce only to eat them alone for lunch?

i am just happy to poop.
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2007, 11:46:54 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 11:46:00 AM
i am just happy to poop.

 :plus:, although I decided against my original impulse to Member's Choice this one.
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2007, 11:49:13 AM »
do you guys know your supose to poop everyday? my mom sais she poops like once a week. wtf? :P

naturally i go every other day :laugh:
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2007, 12:37:44 PM »
The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2007, 01:03:14 PM »
Quote from: Peter on July 08, 2007, 12:37:44 PM
The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.

Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2007, 01:08:07 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 08, 2007, 01:03:14 PM
Quote from: Peter on July 08, 2007, 12:37:44 PM
The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.

Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?

They dissapated.  Both the meds I'm on at the moment cause constipation, and my high-fibre diet just means there's all the more stuff to get constipated with, and makes it rather abrasive too.  My doc gave me some lactulose solution, but I only got a pathetic little bottle of it; far less than I needed.  I'll have to talk to him again about it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 01:23:19 PM »
so the important question here is can you like drink beer on those meds?
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 01:44:48 PM »
Quote from: Peter on July 08, 2007, 01:08:07 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 08, 2007, 01:03:14 PM
Quote from: Peter on July 08, 2007, 12:37:44 PM
The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.

Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?

They dissapated.  Both the meds I'm on at the moment cause constipation, and my high-fibre diet just means there's all the more stuff to get constipated with, and makes it rather abrasive too.  My doc gave me some lactulose solution, but I only got a pathetic little bottle of it; far less than I needed.  I'll have to talk to him again about it.

I can't even imagine being constipated with fiber. I have only recently discovered the meaning of constipation. That would be a tough side effect to live with.
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 01:47:42 PM »
dont push too hard dude, you'll get a hernia. you dont wanna have hernia surgury, it sucks fucking ass
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2007, 05:13:04 PM »
Yes, When I have strong coffee in the morning, I usually have to shit 2 hours later.
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2007, 05:28:46 PM »
coffee is a diarrhetic.... it'll do that
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2007, 07:24:05 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 08, 2007, 01:44:48 PM
Quote from: Peter on July 08, 2007, 01:08:07 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 08, 2007, 01:03:14 PM
Quote from: Peter on July 08, 2007, 12:37:44 PM
The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.

Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?

They dissapated.  Both the meds I'm on at the moment cause constipation, and my high-fibre diet just means there's all the more stuff to get constipated with, and makes it rather abrasive too.  My doc gave me some lactulose solution, but I only got a pathetic little bottle of it; far less than I needed.  I'll have to talk to him again about it.

I can't even imagine being constipated with fiber. I have only recently discovered the meaning of constipation. That would be a tough side effect to live with.

It could be worse.  It comes out without much straining; it's just rather painful and not the easy motion I'm accustomed to.  Having one's rectum sandpapered from the inside isn't the greatest experience in the world.
I can't even imagine being constipated with fiber. I have only recently discovered the meaning of constipation. That would be a tough side effect to live with.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2007, 07:25:45 PM by Peter »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2007, 07:24:37 PM »
Quote from: Catrona on July 08, 2007, 05:28:46 PM
coffee is a diarrhetic.... it'll do that

You mean diuretic?  Diuretics make you pee.  Laxatives make you shit.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2007, 07:26:50 PM »
Sadly, I find coffee quite disgusting.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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