Liars are oppressed by their own lies.
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i tell yah, after 2 cups i have to shit like a rotweiler, its almost automatic and i think its very cool! also do you like going to taco bell/dell taco and stealing all the fire sauce only to eat them alone for lunch?
i am just happy to poop.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
The meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.
Quote from: Peter on July 08, 2007, 12:37:44 PMThe meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 08, 2007, 01:03:14 PMQuote from: Peter on July 08, 2007, 12:37:44 PMThe meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?They dissapated. Both the meds I'm on at the moment cause constipation, and my high-fibre diet just means there's all the more stuff to get constipated with, and makes it rather abrasive too. My doc gave me some lactulose solution, but I only got a pathetic little bottle of it; far less than I needed. I'll have to talk to him again about it.
Quote from: Peter on July 08, 2007, 01:08:07 PMQuote from: MarkingDawg on July 08, 2007, 01:03:14 PMQuote from: Peter on July 08, 2007, 12:37:44 PMThe meds I'm on make it feel like I'm shitting broken glass.Ouch. What happened to the little fluffy clouds shaped like bunnies?They dissapated. Both the meds I'm on at the moment cause constipation, and my high-fibre diet just means there's all the more stuff to get constipated with, and makes it rather abrasive too. My doc gave me some lactulose solution, but I only got a pathetic little bottle of it; far less than I needed. I'll have to talk to him again about it.I can't even imagine being constipated with fiber. I have only recently discovered the meaning of constipation. That would be a tough side effect to live with.
coffee is a diarrhetic.... it'll do that