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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #45 on: April 04, 2006, 06:43:58 PM »
Is this more manly of me?

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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #46 on: April 04, 2006, 06:53:31 PM »
Is this more manly of me?

Manly as in you like men's cocks? Why yes it is.

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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #47 on: April 04, 2006, 07:36:32 PM »
Is this more manly of me?

Manly as in you like men's cocks? Why yes it is.

Is there something I should know about you two?

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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #48 on: April 04, 2006, 07:40:24 PM »
I think we need to tell our parents first before we tell anyone else. ee by gum, there's nowt queer as folk, Phil lad.

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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #49 on: April 04, 2006, 07:41:40 PM »
I think we need to tell our parents first before we tell anyone else. ee by gum, there's nowt queer as folk, Phil lad.

Its ok i'll only start worrying when you go into a wine bar, tell me your getting on the property ladder and start playing squash with a bloke called Gerald...only then will you be a working class sell out  :P

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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #50 on: April 05, 2006, 07:20:44 AM »
Not just their posts.? I mean actually stalk, full force, in real life, if you were able to get away with it?

There are many people there I would like to stalk, but I will randomly select Diesel.? Before going any further I should clearly state that my stalking interests are not usually romantic.? And of course, I'm a married woman.

Why would I stalk Diesel?? Because he is a loner's loner.? He somehow has the ability to be alone, and not suffer terribly from being alone, and I would like to know how he does this, and maybe by stalking him for a while I could figure it out, and adapt his techniques to myself.

He also takes very good photographs, so maybe while he's asleep I could get on his computer and study his pictures, including the rejects that are not made public.

I am also very interested by the fact that some of the rooms in his house do not have furniture.? Or at least, this is what I have seen in pictures... I believe they were posted on WP.? Maybe since then those rooms have been furnished.? Either way, I'd like to see.

His house seems unusually neat for a man,? I'd like to understand that facet a bit more, too.

I know Diesel is a member here, so my apologies in advance if I've disturbed you.? There really is nothing to be disturbed about-- (really, honest!).

Another interesting fact about Diesel-- he and I were born in the same year, eight months apart.

I'd also like to meet his cat.



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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #51 on: April 05, 2006, 08:05:01 AM »
I'd stalk shima, Nomaken, Serissa, Mrs. Satan, and McKenzie first.

i told you it's Ms. Satan - not Mrs. Satan.

i get the impression that you actually want some negative attention from me.

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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #52 on: April 05, 2006, 08:38:33 AM »
BBL... this will be a long list I think
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #53 on: April 05, 2006, 02:15:19 PM »
Quote from: Praetor
Quote from: eamonn
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie
Is this more manly of me?

Manly as in you like men's cocks? Why yes it is.

Is there something I should know about you two?

No, not at all.  I've never diddled eamonn's anus.  Not once.  Never.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #54 on: April 05, 2006, 04:24:49 PM »

No, not at all.? I've never diddled eamonn's anus.? Not once.? Never.


But hey diddle diddle, you played with my fiddle, and Hypnotica jumped over the moon.

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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #55 on: April 05, 2006, 05:05:35 PM »
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There are SO many sexy people on these forums!

I'd stalk shima, Nomaken, Serissa, Mrs. Satan, and McKenzie first. Then anyone else who catches my fancy.

I feel kind of queezy when I think of Nomaken these days.? No idea why.? Nope, none at all.

And I really come at number 5 on your stalk list?? ;D

I know there are a lot of posts where the poster(usually a newbie) says they are too weird even for an AS community, but I could tell after browsing around WP for like 10 minutes i was probably one of the weirdest, creepiest motherfuckers on the site.  Perhaps I'm not, but i'm certainly the most honest weirdest one.
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #56 on: April 17, 2006, 10:29:34 AM »
sanityisoverrated is very stalkable, in my opinion, but i keep forgetting to check up on him.

is anyone impressed that i invented a new adjective in that sentence?

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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #57 on: April 17, 2006, 03:01:01 PM »
stalkable= stalk worthy.
i like stalkable
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #58 on: April 17, 2006, 04:57:42 PM »
stalkable= stalk worthy.
i like stalkable

It's a totally coinable phrase.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #59 on: June 21, 2006, 02:11:55 PM »
I encourage stalking of me.  I will do so by putting seminude pics up.  This is what my mom is afraid of.
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