you got a load to dump in my washing machine? 
Looks broken to me.
"loads" and "dumping" create mental images not consistent with washing.
Washing would be necessary after either, I think.
i paired them due to a blonde joke:
what's the diff between a blond and a washing machine?
(you can dump your load in a washing machine w/o worrying about it following you around for 3 weeks)