A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PMever had sex with an actual woman?as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
ever had sex with an actual woman?
Quote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:01:45 AMQuote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PMever had sex with an actual woman?as opposed to having sex with a fake woman? I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
Quote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:12:56 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:01:45 AMQuote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PMever had sex with an actual woman?as opposed to having sex with a fake woman? I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./They make some really nice ones now.Perhaps you shold try.
Quote from: calandale on July 10, 2007, 09:16:01 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:12:56 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:01:45 AMQuote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PMever had sex with an actual woman?as opposed to having sex with a fake woman? I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./They make some really nice ones now.Perhaps you shold try.What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for?
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Quote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:23:59 PMQuote from: calandale on July 10, 2007, 09:16:01 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:12:56 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:01:45 AMQuote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PMever had sex with an actual woman?as opposed to having sex with a fake woman? I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./They make some really nice ones now.Perhaps you shold try.What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? fuck you.....we moan, and shit
Quote from: Spokane Girl on July 10, 2007, 09:54:34 AMWill you take this test and tell us what results you got?http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.phpI guess you're skipping this too just like a few others. Am I right?
Quote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:09:59 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:23:59 PMQuote from: calandale on July 10, 2007, 09:16:01 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:12:56 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:01:45 AMQuote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PMever had sex with an actual woman?as opposed to having sex with a fake woman? I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./They make some really nice ones now.Perhaps you shold try.What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? fuck you.....we moan, and shit And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.I RESENT THAT!!!! I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!! Quote from: Spokane Girl on July 10, 2007, 10:11:40 PMQuote from: Spokane Girl on July 10, 2007, 09:54:34 AMWill you take this test and tell us what results you got?http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.phpI guess you're skipping this too just like a few others. Am I right?Yeah, why don't you just start a thread for that survey? It's impersonal to just post that in my ask me thread; this is how we get to know each other.
Quote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 10:19:35 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:09:59 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:23:59 PMQuote from: calandale on July 10, 2007, 09:16:01 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:12:56 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:01:45 AMQuote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PMever had sex with an actual woman?as opposed to having sex with a fake woman? I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./They make some really nice ones now.Perhaps you shold try.What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? fuck you.....we moan, and shit And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.I RESENT THAT!!!! I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!
Quote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:09:59 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:23:59 PMQuote from: calandale on July 10, 2007, 09:16:01 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:12:56 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:01:45 AMQuote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PMever had sex with an actual woman?as opposed to having sex with a fake woman? I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./They make some really nice ones now.Perhaps you shold try.What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? fuck you.....we moan, and shit And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.
Quote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:20:57 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 10:19:35 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:09:59 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:23:59 PMQuote from: calandale on July 10, 2007, 09:16:01 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:12:56 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:01:45 AMQuote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PMever had sex with an actual woman?as opposed to having sex with a fake woman? I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./They make some really nice ones now.Perhaps you shold try.What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? fuck you.....we moan, and shit And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.I RESENT THAT!!!! I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!! Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?
Quote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 10:33:35 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:20:57 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 10:19:35 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:09:59 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:23:59 PMQuote from: calandale on July 10, 2007, 09:16:01 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:12:56 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:01:45 AMQuote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PMever had sex with an actual woman?as opposed to having sex with a fake woman? I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./They make some really nice ones now.Perhaps you shold try.What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? fuck you.....we moan, and shit And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.I RESENT THAT!!!! I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!! Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?I am close personal friends with britney.
Quote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:35:02 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 10:33:35 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:20:57 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 10:19:35 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:09:59 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:23:59 PMQuote from: calandale on July 10, 2007, 09:16:01 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:12:56 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:01:45 AMQuote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PMever had sex with an actual woman?as opposed to having sex with a fake woman? I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./They make some really nice ones now.Perhaps you shold try.What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? fuck you.....we moan, and shit And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.I RESENT THAT!!!! I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!! Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?I am close personal friends with britney. Well, next time you see her, ask her why she never answers my marriage proposals
Quote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 10:38:50 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:35:02 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 10:33:35 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:20:57 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 10:19:35 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:09:59 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:23:59 PMQuote from: calandale on July 10, 2007, 09:16:01 PMQuote from: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:12:56 PMQuote from: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:01:45 AMQuote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PMever had sex with an actual woman?as opposed to having sex with a fake woman? I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./They make some really nice ones now.Perhaps you shold try.What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? fuck you.....we moan, and shit And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.I RESENT THAT!!!! I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!! Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?I am close personal friends with britney. Well, next time you see her, ask her why she never answers my marriage proposals<nods solemnly> I will ask her.