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[Natalia Evans]

Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php

[maldoror]

ever had sex with an actual woman?

as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

[Calandale]

ever had sex with an actual woman?

as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

[maldoror]

ever had sex with an actual woman?

as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? 

[willow]

ever had sex with an actual woman?

as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? 

fuck you.....we moan, and shit

[Natalia Evans]

Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php

I guess you're skipping this too just like a few others. Am I right?

[maldoror]

ever had sex with an actual woman?

as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? 

fuck you.....we moan, and shit

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.

Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php

I guess you're skipping this too just like a few others. Am I right?

Yeah, why don't you just start a thread for that survey? It's impersonal to just post that in my ask me thread; this is how we get to know each other.

[willow]

ever had sex with an actual woman?

as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? 

fuck you.....we moan, and shit

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.


I RESENT THAT!!!!  I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!

Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php

I guess you're skipping this too just like a few others. Am I right?

Yeah, why don't you just start a thread for that survey? It's impersonal to just post that in my ask me thread; this is how we get to know each other.

[maldoror]

ever had sex with an actual woman?

as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? 

fuck you.....we moan, and shit

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.

I RESENT THAT!!!!  I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!

Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?

[willow]

ever had sex with an actual woman?

as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? 

fuck you.....we moan, and shit

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.

I RESENT THAT!!!!  I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!

Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?

I am close personal friends with britney.

[maldoror]

ever had sex with an actual woman?

as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? 

fuck you.....we moan, and shit

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.

I RESENT THAT!!!!  I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!

Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?

I am close personal friends with britney.

Well, next time you see her, ask her why she never answers my marriage proposals

[willow]

ever had sex with an actual woman?

as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? 

fuck you.....we moan, and shit

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.

I RESENT THAT!!!!  I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!

Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?

I am close personal friends with britney.

Well, next time you see her, ask her why she never answers my marriage proposals

<nods solemnly>  I will ask her.

[maldoror]

ever had sex with an actual woman?

as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? 

fuck you.....we moan, and shit

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.

I RESENT THAT!!!!  I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!

Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?

I am close personal friends with britney.

Well, next time you see her, ask her why she never answers my marriage proposals

<nods solemnly>  I will ask her.

And also what's going on with this restraining order nonsense.

[Calandale]

ever had sex with an actual woman?

as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? 

fuck you.....we moan, and shit

There have long been baby dolls which
cry and shit. I'm sure you could be replaced.

[Natalia Evans]

Do you like fluorescent lights?