My tongue is unusually short, and I can only extend it about a cm past my lower lip. The universe conspires against me at every turn.
Is it actually tongue length? I've got a similar lack of tongue protrusion ability, but it's more related to a mild version of this.
am i boasting when i say i can stick mine up my nose?
Am I boasting when I say I've never done that and never will?
don't become a teacher, then. the promise keeps the little shits quiet, every time. needs must as the devil drives, and all that.
besides, i find it has quite a distracting effect on blokes - they tend to go very quiet when i tell them. just goes to show how similar blokes and kids are really, i suppose.
(possibly not for the same reason, though
).