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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2007, 04:40:11 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on July 07, 2007, 04:39:05 AM

It's that oral sex icon...it's evil!  I wish someone was working here......ahem...

there's so much stuff under my desk, it'd have to be a midget.

ach, fuck it - that's what windows are for.  :laugh:

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2007, 04:41:56 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 07, 2007, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Eclair on July 07, 2007, 04:39:05 AM

It's that oral sex icon...it's evil!  I wish someone was working here......ahem...

there's so much stuff under my desk, it'd have to be a midget.

ach, fuck it - that's what windows are for.  :laugh:

 :smash:

Or have a long, wet, probing tongue... ;)
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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2007, 04:43:41 AM »
oh, christ...  :drool:

thank you SO much.  i'm off to get changed...

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2007, 05:10:17 AM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on July 07, 2007, 01:48:46 AM
Another thing I noticed yesterday (July 6th), I was in the locker room talking to my dad on my cell phone having a little break and I happened to have the bus schedule book on the bech with me in front of me, the back cover facing up and I see $3.50 in the top left corner. Thursdayl, I was buying a new bus pass for this month and I see the bus schedule books along with the other bus brochures and thinking it was free, I take one and put it in my purse and then I see yesterday i had stolen it because it had a price on the back. What a bad girl I am. Now I have to return it and pay for it or put it back.

I remember reading something about a guy who tried to do the right thing.  His son, who was about 10 or so, had nicked something of low value (can't remember what) from a shop while the guy hadn't been paying attention, and he found out later on.  So, being the upstanding citizen he was, he endeavoured to take his son back to the shop and explain the situation to the manager, expecting that the manager would be happy to have his item back and that the son would learn a lesson from it and grow up to be as good a citizen as his father was.  Unfortunately, the manager called the police and his son got done for shoplifting.  The moral of the story?  Don't do the right thing; do the smart thing and keep the bus schedule.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2007, 05:14:17 AM »
Yes, it's always easy enough to
take the 'safe' road, as far as morals
are concerned. After all, if we didn't
get harmed by doing what is right,
they wouldn't be morals at all.
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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2007, 05:46:56 AM »
i wouldn't take it back.

shouldn't bus schedules be free?
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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2007, 01:43:35 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 07, 2007, 05:46:56 AM
i wouldn't take it back.

shouldn't bus schedules be free?



It was a book.

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Peter, it sucks how the guy called the police when the father made it right. What he should have done was taken him back and had him pay for it and throw the item away. That's what my mother always did with us kids when we take something from a store. I think I'll throw the book away. I can't stand keeping something I stole and feeling guilty about it.



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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2007, 01:55:57 PM »
spokane girl uhh wanna have sex in the bathroom? im very horny and always wanted to do it there, i wouldnt worry about yer little dilema people are idiots
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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2007, 01:59:24 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on July 07, 2007, 04:39:05 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on July 07, 2007, 04:36:09 AM
Quote from: Eclair on July 07, 2007, 04:24:00 AM
Quote from: calandale on July 07, 2007, 04:21:31 AM
:penis:

There just doesn't seem to be an
emoticon for anything shared and
alcoholic. Sorry.

It usually gets down to :penis: anyway.

Although, right now, I wouldn't mind some  :oral:   ;)

stop it!  i'm supposed to be working!

It's that oral sex icon...it's evil!  I wish someone was working here......ahem...

Take me! Show me the delights of sin!
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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2007, 02:29:07 PM »
Quote from: richard on July 07, 2007, 01:55:57 PM
spokane girl uhh wanna have sex in the bathroom? im very horny and always wanted to do it there, i wouldnt worry about yer little dilema people are idiots


Two teen girls were arrested for having it in the bathroom in a stall. Saw the article somewhere on the news, I think yahoo. A mother came in the bathroom with her young daughters and saw them having it and she reported it to the police.
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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2007, 03:06:21 PM »
with each other? or they saw someone having sex in the bathroom?
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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2007, 05:57:02 PM »
Quote from: Basement-dwelling Peegai on July 07, 2007, 01:59:24 PM
Quote from: Eclair on July 07, 2007, 04:39:05 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on July 07, 2007, 04:36:09 AM
Quote from: Eclair on July 07, 2007, 04:24:00 AM
Quote from: calandale on July 07, 2007, 04:21:31 AM
:penis:

There just doesn't seem to be an
emoticon for anything shared and
alcoholic. Sorry.

It usually gets down to :penis: anyway.

Although, right now, I wouldn't mind some  :oral:   ;)

stop it!  i'm supposed to be working!

It's that oral sex icon...it's evil!  I wish someone was working here......ahem...

Take me! Show me the delights of sin!

Wouldn't you rather the sins of delight?
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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2007, 07:02:29 PM »
Quote from: Basement-dwelling Peegai on July 07, 2007, 01:59:24 PM
Quote from: Eclair on July 07, 2007, 04:39:05 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on July 07, 2007, 04:36:09 AM
Quote from: Eclair on July 07, 2007, 04:24:00 AM
Quote from: calandale on July 07, 2007, 04:21:31 AM
:penis:

There just doesn't seem to be an
emoticon for anything shared and
alcoholic. Sorry.

It usually gets down to :penis: anyway.

Although, right now, I wouldn't mind some  :oral:   ;)

stop it!  i'm supposed to be working!

It's that oral sex icon...it's evil!  I wish someone was working here......ahem...

Take me! Show me the delights of sin!

No, you are as pure as the driven snow...you need corrupting by someone your own age!
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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2007, 08:26:29 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on July 07, 2007, 04:41:56 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on July 07, 2007, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Eclair on July 07, 2007, 04:39:05 AM

It's that oral sex icon...it's evil!  I wish someone was working here......ahem...

there's so much stuff under my desk, it'd have to be a midget.

ach, fuck it - that's what windows are for.  :laugh:

 :smash:

Or have a long, wet, probing tongue... ;)


My tongue is unusually short, and I can only extend it about a cm past my lower lip.  The universe conspires against me at every turn.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #29 on: July 08, 2007, 02:25:49 AM »
Quote from: richard on July 07, 2007, 03:06:21 PM
with each other? or they saw someone having sex in the bathroom?


They were having sex with each other and the mother heard them.
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