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Offline Natalia Evans

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I'm a theif but yet a hero
« on: July 07, 2007, 01:48:46 AM »
I was at work cleaning the men's restroom and as I was emptying out the trash, I find a purse in there and I thought someone had thrown it away because the zipper was busted and it had a bunch of garbage in it.l But I looked in there to see what kind of trash it was and saw it was no trash, I saw a checkbook in there, car keys, lipstick, social security number card and I know knew who on earth would throw away their checkbook and car keys and social security number? So I put it in the blue bucket and I didn't know what to do about the purse situation. I figured some dumbass got mad at his lady and took her purse and threw it away. I tell another co worker about the purse and he looks at it and tells me it was stolen and cash was taken from it and thrown away. Why didn't I figure that out? There was no credit cards in it and I did see an empty wallet in it but couldn't connect the dots figuring out duh, someone stole the purse and raided it for money and threw it away. The co worker took it down to housekeeping and gave it to our boss and she gave it to the security. I'm sure the woman reported her purse stolen and the security will take it in to the police and they will notify the lady her purse was found at a hotel by an employee.
Another thing I noticed yesterday (July 6th), I was in the locker room talking to my dad on my cell phone having a little break and I happened to have the bus schedule book on the bech with me in front of me, the back cover facing up and I see $3.50 in the top left corner. Thursdayl, I was buying a new bus pass for this month and I see the bus schedule books along with the other bus brochures and thinking it was free, I take one and put it in my purse and then I see yesterday i had stolen it because it had a price on the back. What a bad girl I am. Now I have to return it and pay for it or put it back.

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2007, 02:13:19 AM »
I'm so pathetic that I would have to go back to the shop and pay for it.

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2007, 02:14:48 AM »
Was that post directed at me your at yourself? :-\

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2007, 02:19:04 AM »
Was that post directed at me your at yourself? :-\

I know myself, therefore I don't direct posts at myself.


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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2007, 02:22:49 AM »
At least I'm an honest person. 
« Last Edit: July 07, 2007, 11:49:41 AM by Spokane Girl »

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2007, 02:25:16 AM »
At least I'm an honest person.  :wanker:

What?  Do you want to clarify your point if you are going to make a statement about me.

Or were you talking to yourself?  ;)

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2007, 02:29:39 AM »
Huh? Weren't you insutling me when you called me pathatic?


I wasn't talking to myself. Were you just fooling around when you said I'm so pathetic that i would have to go back to the shop and pay for it?

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2007, 02:41:43 AM »
I'm so pathetic that I would have to go back to the shop and pay for it.

Huh? Weren't you insutling me when you called me pathatic?

I believe you're missing the point. The post was directed at COMMUNICATING
to you. Otherwise, since Eclair has shown some competency with the language,
the subject would have been different.

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2007, 03:02:46 AM »
I'm so pathetic that I would have to go back to the shop and pay for it.

The sentence was begun with the word "I'm" therefore I was referring to what my response would be, to inform YOU.  The quote was directed at YOU to inform YOU of what the response to the situation would be from ME.

IE:  The post was directed at YOU, as in, Spokane Girl, from what you described, if that was ME, I would be so pathetic, that I would pay for the bus book or whatever the fuck it was...

someone hand me a drink.


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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2007, 03:14:15 AM »
 :glug:

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2007, 04:17:39 AM »
Thief.

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2007, 04:21:31 AM »
:penis:

There just doesn't seem to be an
emoticon for anything shared and
alcoholic. Sorry.

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2007, 04:24:00 AM »
:penis:

There just doesn't seem to be an
emoticon for anything shared and
alcoholic. Sorry.

It usually gets down to :penis: anyway.

Although, right now, I wouldn't mind some  :oral:   ;)

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2007, 04:36:09 AM »
:penis:

There just doesn't seem to be an
emoticon for anything shared and
alcoholic. Sorry.

It usually gets down to :penis: anyway.

Although, right now, I wouldn't mind some  :oral:   ;)

stop it!  i'm supposed to be working!

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Re: I'm a theif but yet a hero
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2007, 04:39:05 AM »
:penis:

There just doesn't seem to be an
emoticon for anything shared and
alcoholic. Sorry.

It usually gets down to :penis: anyway.

Although, right now, I wouldn't mind some  :oral:   ;)

stop it!  i'm supposed to be working!

It's that oral sex icon...it's evil!  I wish someone was working here......ahem...