The smallest penis in the Universe Awards

[The_P]

WOW, YOU CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A REAL DIAGNOSIS. HENCE YOUR LEVEL OF IGNORANCE. I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT, I'M GOING TO SHOW THIS SITE TO A PSYCHOLOGIST OF MINE, AND HE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE TOO. HE'LL WANT HIS OPINION.....

HE ACTUALLY FINDS ALL THIS ACTIVITY QUITE AMUSING, HE KNOWS I'M SPAMMING SITES. I GOT A SUMMER CLASS IN PHILOSOPHY TOO, LETS SEE WHAT THE EXPERTS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL THE ANTI-WP THREADS, SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING ANALYSIS.........

Smile -- you've just been HG'd, everyone.

(My very own terminology for anyone who derogates this place with psychological bullshit.)

[ATOMIKPSYCHO]

I GOT A COUPLE OF NT FRIENDS OVER TOO WATCHING THIS. IT IS HILARIOUS! LAUGHING AT HOW MUCH YOU LOSERS ARE GETTING PWN3D!

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WOW, YOU CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A REAL DIAGNOSIS. HENCE YOUR LEVEL OF IGNORANCE. I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT, I'M GOING TO SHOW THIS SITE TO A PSYCHOLOGIST OF MINE, AND HE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE TOO. HE'LL WANT HIS OPINION.....

HE ACTUALLY FINDS ALL THIS ACTIVITY QUITE AMUSING, HE KNOWS I'M SPAMMING SITES. I GOT A SUMMER CLASS IN PHILOSOPHY TOO, LETS SEE WHAT THE EXPERTS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL THE ANTI-WP THREADS, SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING ANALYSIS.........

Smile -- you've just been HG'd, everyone.

(My very own terminology for anyone who derogates this place with psychological bullshit.)

BE QUIET ASSPIE

[The_P]

I GOT A COUPLE OF NT FRIENDS OVER TOO WATCHING THIS. IT IS HILARIOUS! LAUGHING AT HOW MUCH YOU LOSERS ARE GETTING PWN3D!

Not as hilarious as you typing out in upper case. Before your friends attempt to analyze people you barely know from the internet, which is laughable in itself, perhaps you should seek a referral from your "friends" who actually treat you as their personal guinea pig.

Then again, it's not really THAT difficult to pity someone like yourself, what with your attention-seeking ways and all.

I'm bored. Send me a cake joke.