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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #450 on: July 01, 2006, 03:36:57 PM »
Agnostic is when you don't know either way; if you think that there may or may not be a god.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #451 on: July 01, 2006, 04:12:26 PM »
Agnostic is when you don't know either way; if you think that there may or may not be a god.

I don't think I qualify for that.  I am hopeful that we go somewhere positive. Its almost going one way, yet its not neither.  How does that describe me?
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #452 on: July 01, 2006, 04:34:28 PM »
Closer I come, I filled out  3 job applications so far.  Shaw's supermarket, Dianglo(mainly grinders and sandwiches), and Radio Shack ( bearer of the the internet cord)  Getting my fingers on a new computer!!! Put my ass up here!!

Oh I forgot one, make that 4, Walmart.  I did that just for you Mc Jagger. I don't mind riding 1 hour intensly to work or taking  3 hours of low intensity riding everyday.  As long as it makes Mc jagger happy!!
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #453 on: July 01, 2006, 04:42:24 PM »
No, just kidding, I did not bother with walmart. I have them call my mom's house untill I get some cash flow.  Then they can call my cell phone number.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #454 on: July 02, 2006, 03:08:33 PM »
Power party tommorow, more supplements than usual.  12 cups of medicinal tea, alpha lipoic acid, L glutamine, L lysine, plant based enzymes, multivitamin with minerals,   chromium, biotin, selenium, vitamin e, vitamn c, b  vitamins zinc, herbal supplements,  epsom salt bath, fish oil, evening primrose oil, and home maid concotion from cupboard.

Royal vitality tea- ginseng, dong quai root extract, astragalus root extract, cinnamon bark, honey bush, ginger root, alfalfa leaf, black pepper, and hibiscus flower.

Green tea super antioxidant- lemon grass, green tea leaf, licorice root, jasmine green tea leaf, alfalfa leaf, burdock root, dandelion root, emblic fruit, grapeseed extract, and irish moss plant.

Green tea kombucha- green tea leaf, lemon grass, spearmint leaf, asian ginseng root, kombucha culture, licorice root, ginger root, white peony root, eucommia bark, cinnamon bark, reishi mushroom, dong quai root, rehmannia root, lycil barbarium fruit, passion fruit flavor, and natural plum flavor.

Ginko IQ ginko leaf- rhodola rosea extract, lemon grass, licorice root, peppermint leaf, spearmint leaf, basil leaf, gotu kola leaf, ginger root, lemon peel, lemon myrtle, cinnamon bark, amla fruit, chebulic myrobalan fruit, belleric myrobalan fruit, and cardamon seed.

Detox- jamaican sarsaparilla  root, cinnamon bark, licorice root, ginger root, burdock root, dandelion root, cardamom seed, juniper berry, black pepper, ccock bud, long pepper berry, chineese amur cork tree bark, japaneese honeysuckle flower, forsythia fruit, gardenia flower, skullcap root, black cohosh root, chineese goldenthread root, rhubarb root, wax gourd, and asian psyllium seed

Homemaid concotion- lemon peel, black pepper, red pepper, sage, garlic, parsley, cinnamon, itallian seasoning, basil, oregano, ginger, thyme, and nutmeg

Herbal supplement-dandelion root, burdock root, oregon grape bark extract, yarrow aerial parts, garlic bulb extract, prickly ash seed extract, red ccockr herb extract, milk thistle seed extract, alfalfa, psyllium seed husk, inulin, lactobacillus acidophillus, lactobacillus plantarum, lactobacillus casei, lactobacillus bulgaricus, mashmallow root, barley grass, spriulina, chlorella, wheat grass, papain,  nacetylcysteine, stevia leaf, slippery elm bark, echinacea angustifolia root extract, sheperd's purse herb, wild yam root, kelp powder, prune powder, and grape seed extract.

Beat that Peter!!!  I am going to be a fuckn punk.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #455 on: July 02, 2006, 03:09:15 PM »
Detox tea is not a laxative tea.  It promotes healthy liver and kidney function.
I have looked up in my herb book, the herbs that help kidney and liver, also help reproductive system and eyes.  Royal vitality tea helps mental functioning and increase energy levels.  Green tea kombucha and super antioxidant are for the immune system.  The herbal supplement helps the kidney and liver.  Those always make me want to masturbate.  Fuckn things must be good for the reproductive system.  I can't wait till tommorow!!!
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #456 on: July 03, 2006, 06:04:01 AM »
What's happening tomorrow?

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #457 on: July 03, 2006, 08:09:04 AM »
I wrote that yesterday.  I told quite a bit of that shit already, and that is on top a diet rich in vegetables and exercise. There is not much better than that. God damn I can't even spell a world like two.  Look what you guys got me saying!  I can spell well, I must have lost concentration or something. I used to spell real well when I was younger.  Something is fuckn happening.  That is not real bad compaired to some people.   I will go to my mom's house and see if the one of the job's called back. Dianglo's said sometime next week.  I am probably still going to have to wait two weeks for paycheck, but I will bet my brother comes before I even get a job or paycheck to set up my camera and scanner.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #458 on: July 06, 2006, 04:30:27 PM »
Seminude pic update

One of my jobs called back. I did an interview, but they were not prepared. It seemed to go over fine, and now alll they got to do is contact their district manager. Radioshack's minimum pay is $7.65 per hour, and if you sell some product that they really want you to sell you get an extra 20 or 40 dollars.  This would be the most I ever brought home in a pay check.  I did $8 per hour with 25 hours per week.  This looks like it will be a full time job, and my first one too. I may get an 1 hour over time too.    This fuckn figures, my dad usually gets the good jobs, and apparently so do I.  Pretty god damn close to my house too. I would say about 20 minutes if that.  Fuck, this man is going to be physically, mentally, and monetaryly powerful.  I am going to have it all eventually.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #459 on: July 06, 2006, 04:49:08 PM »
Good luck with the job, then. I hope it works out.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #460 on: July 06, 2006, 04:51:43 PM »
Mc Jagger have you stolen a piece of me or something?

You act like me in some ways and steal my thoughts, that is hilarious.  I am not talking gay thoughts either, its your humour. Especially when you told me if I asked you to stop, you might. Its almost like you are stealing my bit.

i am.   :-* big boy!


in all seriousness, i wouldn't know why we were so much alike.  i see it at times, but at others, i go wtf!
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #461 on: July 06, 2006, 04:52:25 PM »
Radio Shack has some cool stuff.  I hope you get the job and you like it.  Just don't spend all your paycheck there.

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #462 on: July 09, 2006, 03:09:17 PM »
still here, fluorescent/zach/randy (tries to stifle howls of laughter)/knobhead/whatever you're thinking of calling yourself today?

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #463 on: July 09, 2006, 03:37:44 PM »
Remember, you asked for it, Baby!

You can call me Baron.... one of those names.  Make sure you use a different one each time, because you know how much autistic indivuals like that.

That or sexy, either sounds good to me!

No wait a minute.  Men call me Baron, woman call me sexy.  Married women call me baron.... use a different one each time.

« Last Edit: July 09, 2006, 03:41:36 PM by fluorescent »
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #464 on: July 09, 2006, 03:40:47 PM »
still here, fluorescent/zach/randy (tries to stifle howls of laughter)/knobhead/whatever you're thinking of calling yourself today?

He also named himself after that gay guy off of big brother. Shabaz.