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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #225 on: May 31, 2006, 10:01:22 AM »
I don;t quite get you.  I would not let a women with a strap on fuck me up the ass.  That is too much like a dick up my ass, which I don;t care to feal.  I have a truama issue with a gay grabbing me.  He was drunk, and I did not like it.  I was horrified.

Don't expect any sympathy on a message board...  ::)

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« Reply #226 on: May 31, 2006, 10:13:15 AM »
Besides that, some people are truly in capable.  I would not care, because I will react this time, and not be stoned or horrified.  No fuckn comments, people can be stunned by fear.  I bet someone willl mess this up because of their own issue with emotions.  First one who calles me gay is a fuckn retard. You send one of those fucks near me  to touch me,  I will break their hands off and shove them down their throat.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #227 on: May 31, 2006, 10:18:39 AM »
Besides that, some people are truly in capable.  I would not care, because I will react this time, and not be stoned or horrified.  No fuckn comments, people can be stunned by fear.  I bet someone willl mess this up because of their own issue with emotions.  First one who calles me gay is a fuckn retard. You send one of those fucks near me  to touch me,  I will break their hands off and shove them down their throat.

I don't think you are gay. Neither is PeterMac, who experimented (not for the slow: read up the definition of "experiment") with someone of the same sex, but he didn't enjoy it and he probably doesn't give a fuck what other guys think because he's content with himself (probably, not sure) and his sexuality (and that's a definite :P).

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #228 on: May 31, 2006, 10:23:19 AM »
I had emotional issues before he fuckn touched me, and that is probably why I froze.  It has nothing to with experimenting, or making up excuse for being closet gay, which I am not.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #229 on: May 31, 2006, 10:28:09 AM »
I had emotional issues before he fuckn touched me, and that is probably why I froze.  It has nothing to with experimenting, or making up excuse for being closet gay, which I am not.

Okay, so you froze. Now why do you need to inform losers that you are not gay numerous times? Fuck 'em.

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #230 on: May 31, 2006, 10:34:23 AM »
They are loosers, and they need me to explain about emotions.  They could agravate me in the future or someone else.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #231 on: May 31, 2006, 10:38:38 AM »
They are loosers, and they need me to explain about emotions.  They could agravate me in the future or someone else.

When someone agrivates me, I just call them cunts. I did this on my way home from work one time because some pricks were trying to make fun of moi, and these insults are coming from dicks who wouldn't know what arithmetic meant if it fucked them up the ass. Well, I am talking about BriSHITHOLE here. :/

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #232 on: May 31, 2006, 10:48:27 AM »
They are cunts,  cunts with their own issues.  The whole reason they are cunts is because of issues. Let their own issues hurt themselves for you. They are going to irritate you to some degree you fuck with them. I am the "cunt" really.  I am not sure, but I think my sensitives are a little high for a male. It gets rather annoying after a while.  I sometimes wish I has fulll blown autism, then I would not feal anything. It is not worth it though, considering the other problems.  Overly sensitive only happens when I am in a good mood.  I am 100 percent male and not gay.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #233 on: May 31, 2006, 11:41:19 AM »
if you are what you eat, then why do you keep refering to yourself as an asshole?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #234 on: May 31, 2006, 12:06:08 PM »
Its not to taken literally.  It means if a person eats garbage they will feal like garbage and function as garbage. I cannot fuck, doggy style, its gross.  I also said I don;t know what I would do if I was hyperaurosed that much.  It is still gross, but is it too much when hyperaurosed?  Males cannot get me hyperaurosed sexually, so don;t get any ideas. If they hyperaurose me in a nonsexual and name calling type of way, I might be the shit out of them, but probably not.

Mc Jagger, do you know what happens to a dick when it gets mad?

It gets pissed off!!!!!!
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #235 on: May 31, 2006, 12:07:55 PM »
I wouldn't mind trying out doggy style if the girl wants it. ;)

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #236 on: May 31, 2006, 12:18:29 PM »
I wouldn't mind trying out doggy style if the girl wants it.

Read again, you are easily confused.

I also said I don;t know what I would do if I was hyperaurosed that much.  It is still gross, but is it too much when hyperaurosed?

I did not say no, I said I am not sure. Sex is so pleasurable, I might just give in.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #237 on: May 31, 2006, 01:38:33 PM »
i personally don't really like it, i prefer some eye contact myself

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #238 on: May 31, 2006, 03:04:03 PM »
Fluo- what, spcifically, is wrong with doggystyle, to you?  The visual?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #239 on: May 31, 2006, 03:21:02 PM »
I might want to become a psychologist too.  I have considering learning how to become a male stripper.

The combination would make for a killer business card.   ;)
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