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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #150 on: May 27, 2006, 10:21:25 AM »
Is this the ask him anything thread, or is it the spot his jokes thread? If I'm in the wrong place, please redirect me.  ;D

But as long as I'm here, do you consider yourself vulnerable? Should people refrain from flaming you because of the possible vulnerability?
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #151 on: May 27, 2006, 10:58:35 AM »
Describe your ideal woman, both personality and looks

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #152 on: May 27, 2006, 11:00:43 AM »
Me vunerable? No, bring it on. Show no mercy. ?I like pain. ?I am joking. ?If I continued to let my emotions get the better of me, I would remain vunerable. ?I appologize for sending my hyperactivity spells on you. ?The herbs I take are doing it. ?This is a detox reaction, and it makes me function better after. These herbs stimulate the kideys and liver. I maximize detoxification with a healthy diet. ?If I try a postive visualization exercise, everything gets better, I am no longer vunerable. I thought I got so overstimulated with emotions, that I could not recognize what I was fealing. ?In fact, I always know what I am fealing, if I really pay attention. I also thought being hyper was so cool, but if it hurts me its not. ?I smile alot if you have figured it out. ?Its not a dirty smile, but a happy sane smile.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #153 on: May 27, 2006, 11:26:01 AM »
 Her personality must be similar to mine. I try to be morally correct, so I expect the woman to do so also. I exercise, eat right, don't smoke, or drink and I hope she does the same thing.  I am willing to work with the woman to make her better, if she does not meet my criteria.  I would be helpful, not harassing to her. I would not be constantly bringing up her faults, like I have noticed some males do.  Obvisously, I want what all the other males want, big breasts.  Who wouldn't? , its best for having children. Males tend to find qualities for having children attractive. Symetry is important to us males. Generally, is anything that states, I have good genes and or good health. Ideally,  I want the woman to have a body, that appears to be in shape. I will settle for second best too.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #154 on: May 27, 2006, 01:57:33 PM »
Do you consider your genes to be that good? You have bipolar disorder in the family, and you are HFA yourself, I believe.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #155 on: May 27, 2006, 02:47:23 PM »
My therapist, a clinical social worker, says he cannot tell weither I have bipolar disorder or not.  He says HFA is masking it.  My genes are not good, but I get around just fine.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #156 on: May 27, 2006, 03:09:56 PM »
do your genes rub together when you get around just fine?
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #157 on: May 27, 2006, 03:59:22 PM »
I am impressed.  I am not sure, but this sounds like a refrence to Baby;s question. It would not make sense if it were not. I would like to say yes, but I have not had a girlfriend.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #158 on: May 27, 2006, 04:06:59 PM »
How do you go about trying to find a girlfriend? (This is the "ask anything"-thread, after all.)
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #159 on: May 27, 2006, 04:17:23 PM »
    I would flirt first, then  ask them out. You could also start with a  friendship, that way they would get to know you. You must prove you are? fuckn good. lol :laugh: The last one is more sutle, and can reduce the pressure on a woman.

     Who ever reads this, I am not a perve, this is normal behavior for a male.? You would have to worry, if I started raping women and making only sexual jokes.? I just wanted to make sure you people had a grip on reality.? I don;t act this way to woman outside intensity.? I flirt alot but that is it.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #160 on: May 27, 2006, 04:38:47 PM »
Do you have any hot seduction tips for us guys?
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #161 on: May 27, 2006, 04:50:28 PM »
    I would flirt first, then  ask them out. You could also start with a  friendship, that way they would get to know you. You must prove you are  fuckn good. lol :laugh: The last one is more sutle, and can reduce the pressure on a woman.

you say "I would flirt first..." Well, do you, or are you planning to?
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #162 on: May 27, 2006, 05:33:49 PM »
How would you like your funeral conducted?
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #163 on: May 27, 2006, 07:47:16 PM »
I flirt all the time.  I do it with people I don;t like either, just to make their day.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #164 on: May 27, 2006, 08:40:35 PM »
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I would flirt first, then  ask them out.

flirting is, shhall we say, not a black and white issue.  the comment above could be taken thousands of ways.

would you care to cite specific examples of flirting?
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