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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #75 on: May 24, 2006, 04:45:52 AM »
Oh god, I could hug you.? (Non sexually)? I have plenty of compassion, don't let my actions fool you.? People have issues, and that is the reason they act the way they do.? If someone pisses me off, I try to think their own issues will hurt themselves for me. Eating people is gross, and I can;t stand the site of blood.? I would get so sick from looking at it.? I don;t think I would bother eating anyone anyways, because? I would? probably commit suicide first.? I think I might go so nuts, that I would have the blood issue go out the window. I devolpe to many emotional attachments to people in general. Being a loner is not my natural course, if that is what you are thinking.? The only time I would want to be alone is because of emotional problems. I barely have any sensory problems either.? I can ignore the ones I have though.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2006, 07:29:52 AM by fluorescent »
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #76 on: May 24, 2006, 08:34:41 AM »
would you like to hug me (sexually)?
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #77 on: May 24, 2006, 09:29:20 AM »
Sorry Mc Jagger I am not gay.? I am still in that mood, but it would never be sexual or kiss another male. Hugging maybe, but that would be very rare.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #78 on: May 24, 2006, 09:31:29 AM »
Sorry Mc Jagger I am not gay.

Why did you have to go and ruin my fantasies?   >:(
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #79 on: May 24, 2006, 09:39:36 AM »
Peter, you have brought my seminude pic up so much, it makes me wonder. You are either really resentfull or really gay.? I think I need to back off very slowly.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #80 on: May 24, 2006, 09:43:55 AM »
Where's your semi-nude pic?  Did I miss it?

I got off with a guy once.  Turns out I don't particulalry like guys.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #81 on: May 24, 2006, 09:57:26 AM »
Well ok, but as long as I you don;t show me a pic of getting off. Just for your info,I am going up to shaws again.  Right now I see abs, but there is a little bit of food in there.  I look a little bloated from all the vegetables and herbs, but I still see abs. Some of those herbs I took act as stimulants, and will make me hot and light up my abs.  I am going to check myspace again too.  She was blowing kisses at me, so she must want to take pics.  She is my brother;s girlfriend, and does not mind.  We are all friends, and he knowes I don;t mean anything by it. She kids alot too.  I have been watching t.v, laying on my back, and she just sat on me humping me.  My brother actually told her to cut the shit, but she is still doing it.  She came to me ounce and said, "I saw you riding your bike, and my pussy is wet."  She is fooling around again.  It gets me nervous though, because she says I look like my brother.  She thinks my brother is perfection, sexually.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #82 on: May 24, 2006, 10:11:32 AM »
I will go up to shaw at 1:30pm.? I will do a tea binge at 12:30pm. (10 cups) the herrbal teas have detoxifiers, stimulant herbs, and stuff for the immune system. I am guess 1 hour is a good amount of time for the teas to work. It also takes about 1 hour for your stomach acid to reach optimal levels for digestion.  You alway get hungry an hour before you usually eat something. Some of the herbs have diruetic action, which means it helps excrete excess water. That will also help my abs stand out.? I find better cognitive function after drinking all those health teas.? The detox herbs are probably making me bloated, its a detox reaction.? At any rate I am probably going to sweat my ass off all day, doing nothing.? That is probably a detox reaction too. I see more abs too from the teas.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #83 on: May 24, 2006, 10:16:01 AM »
I would never actively search out a gay person and offer pic, because that would mean I am gay. I am not, but if you want to look Peter be my guest. The more people's day I make the better.  Pics take a few seconds on that phone.  My brother's girlfriend is Kristin, and she gets out of work at 3:00 pm.  I told her this before, I like her because she is nice to me. I gave her a hug too, for taking my picture and sending it email.  I then called her sexy bitch.  I was fooling around like she does to me.  She seems to like it though.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #84 on: May 24, 2006, 10:40:59 AM »
Holy shit tea seizure.  My jaw is going like a fuckn chain saw. I am shivering, holy shit, that is some tea.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #85 on: May 24, 2006, 10:45:02 AM »
I have been watching t.v, laying on my back, and she just sat on me humping me.  My brother actually told her to cut the shit, but she is still doing it.  She came to me ounce and said, "I saw you riding your bike, and my pussy is wet."  She is fooling around again.  It gets me nervous though, because she says I look like my brother.  She thinks my brother is perfection, sexually.

Do you ever get the nagging impression that she wants to fuck you, is trying to seduce you for that purpose, and fantasises about a threesome with you and your brother?  Would you ever shag her?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #86 on: May 24, 2006, 11:07:37 AM »
I am not gay, and neither is my brother.  A threesome would be out of the question.  My brother and I are friends also.  My brother, Scott is staying at my grandmothers with no internet.  He can comeover my house and use net if he wants.  My sister, Corrie, is leaving soon. Corrie is a stripper, and she is going to college to be nurse.  Getting any ideas? ;) ;)  Kristin and Scott are going to move in when she leaves. I like both of them, so its fine by me.  I like them because they are nice to me, and that means alot to me.  Scott and her have already had sex, but I have not had sex.  I am the only one of my mom's kids who has not.  I would not spoil my first time on a threesome, especially with my brother.  I have been working especially hard on making myself as good as possible for the right woman.  I don;t  think Kristin is that woman. Peter she is Irish, and I have seen two of my brother's girlfriend have significant Irish.  I will watch for a pattern.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #87 on: May 24, 2006, 11:09:17 AM »
Holy shit tea seizure.? My jaw is going like a fuckn chain saw. I am shivering, holy shit, that is some tea.

Did you speak to a herblist before taking them cos some herbs don't work well together and can cause dodgy side effects

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #88 on: May 24, 2006, 11:09:56 AM »
what is your religious preference?

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #89 on: May 24, 2006, 11:20:58 AM »
Baby, your question is in red, and my answer is in blue.? I hope this would help reduce any confusion the may arise.


Did you speak to a herblist before taking them cos some herbs don't work well together and can cause dodgy side effects
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I got luck it stopped pretty quickly.? It more likely to happen if I prime it.? I don't take those herbs for 2 days and then bong!!!!

what is your religious preference?


I am an atheist.? I have been thinking on this one.? I should make up my own religion.? No one has to go to church.? Everyone who behaves goes to heaven, anyone who is a pric goes to hell.? There would be no sunday bullshit, and nobody has to give up sex for the rest of their life. I will bet some priest are getting nervous by this, because they cannot hide and have sex with little boys.? Oh I am a priest, noone will suspect me.
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