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Offline Peter

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #135 on: May 26, 2006, 02:58:27 PM »
You could get a stealth sex toy then.  Alternatively, you could take pics of her collection of vibrators and keep them handy for counter-blackmail purposes.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #136 on: May 26, 2006, 03:41:26 PM »
I would know anything about her vibrators, or if she has any, considering I am her brother.  She has a boyfriend, so she probably does not have any.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #137 on: May 26, 2006, 04:21:11 PM »
Hmmmm, i've had vibrators for a while, whether i had a bf or not, its not just single girlies who have them

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #138 on: May 26, 2006, 04:37:46 PM »
where do you see yourself in 5 years?

and

have you ever bullied anyone?
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #139 on: May 26, 2006, 06:20:57 PM »
is there a place where youy live that you can hide secret stashes of personal items?
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #140 on: May 26, 2006, 06:38:26 PM »
I wish in the next 5 years to have a phd, taken martial arts lessons, and have gotten married.  I have 2 choices so far.  I either want to be a natropathic doctor or a psychologist.  You know I have bullied people, I bet you were going to see if I am lier.  I was thinking about starting trouble with fun lies, but that is a bad mood.  I am the verbal bully, that is about it.  If I physcially bully anyone, I could hurt them real bad.  I have a responsbility to maintain, this physically fit body.  I think I blacked out during a fight ounce, but I got hurt real bad.  Blood makes me sick, so its hard to hurt someone.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #141 on: May 26, 2006, 06:44:57 PM »
I am feal unsafe alot, therefore, I feal no place is safe.? There is a clepotmaniac upstairs. (She steals)? My nephew steals too, from his own mom.? I have seen him steal up to 20 dollars from his mom.? That was money, but he has stolen her mp3 player before.? He ditched it in the bushes, when an adult came. I stole ounce too. My mom gave me tons of candy to pocket from the school cafeteria.? She said she sold so much candy, it did not matter.? Her boss was impressed with the profit she maid.? She sold things at bargin prices, the boss did not allow that.? I never got caught, but that is all I stole in my life.? God damn, my pockets were loaded.? I don;t steal anymore, and I was told not to before that incident. My mom was the person who told me to do it.  I have no idea why I did it either.  I know it was something I could do with my mom.   Even what I write is not safe.? There is a noisey people reading my stuff at wrong planet and maybe here next. My own sister did that.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2006, 07:50:44 PM by fluorescent »
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #142 on: May 26, 2006, 06:45:55 PM »
when your brothers girlfriend shows up with her camara phone, will you take a toothy grin picture and use that as your avatar?
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #143 on: May 26, 2006, 06:57:36 PM »
Alittle too low for me.? I would take a picture of my ass and make that my avitar.? Just kidding.? Some times I am not that shy at all, as you can see.? I just remembered, she carts around using my brother.? Kristin, my brother;s girlfriend, lives in hopevalley.? My brother is busy or lazy so that is why it takes so long? for her to come here. I offered to pay so I hope she comes.

Guess why I am laughing?  There is two jokes in there.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2006, 07:43:54 PM by fluorescent »
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #144 on: May 26, 2006, 07:51:43 PM »
just a wild guess, but they probably revolve around the word 'come'...
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #145 on: May 26, 2006, 07:55:03 PM »
You are half correct.  The first one is in the first sentence, look carefully.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #146 on: May 26, 2006, 07:59:43 PM »
nope, can't spot that one.  :-\
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #147 on: May 26, 2006, 08:40:06 PM »
Alittle too low for me.  I would take a picture of my ass and make that my avitar.

Actually there are 3 jokes.  A little too low actually meant the humor quality. It sounded funny because it was ironic., and the next statement is actually funnier than what Mc Jagger said. (More obnixous if anything)  My avitar chose is lower than his, literally. (Ass as opposed to face.) You got the third one.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #148 on: May 26, 2006, 11:27:44 PM »
what about,  I offered to pay.
like she is a whore or something.
that makes four.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #149 on: May 27, 2006, 04:16:42 AM »
nice!!!!! well yes it does.
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