What have you bought lately?

[earthboundmisfit]

More tools.

[skyblue1]

new jeans and shoes

[Queen Victoria]

"Der Maulwurf Grabowski" and "ogen van tijgers".

Also went to a supermarket in a town not to far away from here, to get groceries I can't get in the village.

Is that the Big Grabowski and hold those tigers?

[Queen Victoria]

Some cooked minced patties and gravy from the deli for dinner tomorrow, margarine, a can of corn and some cheese.

[Phallacy]

JB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack!

[P7PSP]

JB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack!

Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?

['andersom']

"Der Maulwurf Grabowski" and "ogen van tijgers".

Also went to a supermarket in a town not to far away from here, to get groceries I can't get in the village.

Is that the Big Grabowski and hold those tigers?

Both are books for children. "The mole Grabowski" about a little mole, who has to migrate, because of his fields being turned into a massive building site. It is written in beautiful German, and would make a nice first book for my oldest. It is targeted at a much younger audience, but, the language is delicious, and I think she will enjoy the way the sentences run.
"Eyes of Tigers" is the first book ever that my youngest wants to have. She sees reading as a real chore. But, this kind of SF book, written before she was born, about an era way after she will not be any more  has won her over.

[Phallacy]

JB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack!

Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?

I dunno. I've been feeling quite constipated.

['andersom']

JB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack!

Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?

I dunno. I've been feeling quite constipated.

Well, you know the routines to solve that, by now. 

[Phallacy]

JB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack!

Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?

I dunno. I've been feeling quite constipated.

Well, you know the routines to solve that, by now. 

It's gonna be like passing kidney stones, but through my ass.

['andersom']

JB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack!

Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?

I dunno. I've been feeling quite constipated.

Well, you know the routines to solve that, by now. 

It's gonna be like passing kidney stones, but through my ass.

That too. 

I was thinking of that delightful and helpful thread about digging shit out of your ass when constipated.

[odeon]

Thank you for that unexpected turn in the conversation.

['andersom']

Thank you for that unexpected turn in the conversation.

Unexpected?

How long have you been here?

Who are you?

What did you do to Odeon?

[Callaway]

JB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack!

Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?

I dunno. I've been feeling quite constipated.

Well, you know the routines to solve that, by now. 

It's gonna be like passing kidney stones, but through my ass.

I recommend MiraLax, mixed with at least a cup of liquid, then drink plenty more liquids with it.  If the constipation is very bad, it might take more than a day to work, but it's a lot better than passing kidney stones through your ass.

Then eat more fiber and drink plenty of liquids.

[odeon]

Thank you for that unexpected turn in the conversation.

Unexpected?

How long have you been here?

Who are you?

What did you do to Odeon?

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