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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3030 on: March 08, 2011, 03:06:20 PM »
Quote from: eris on March 08, 2011, 04:31:51 AM
I bought a butt plug last month. A set of them, actually. "The anal trainer"


I dunno if they feel good or not, I dont shove stuff in my ass. that's sick !

That's a bit hypocritical of you to say, eris. :orly:
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3031 on: March 09, 2011, 04:28:08 PM »
Quote from: Pentagram on March 08, 2011, 03:06:20 PM
Quote from: eris on March 08, 2011, 04:31:51 AM
I bought a butt plug last month. A set of them, actually. "The anal trainer"


I dunno if they feel good or not, I dont shove stuff in my ass. that's sick !

That's a bit hypocritical of you to say, eris. :orly:

I think you did an  :asthing:.

It was humour.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3032 on: March 09, 2011, 04:30:58 PM »
I bought a fleshlight. The things actually DO feel like a vagina!  :o
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3033 on: March 09, 2011, 05:33:31 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 09, 2011, 04:30:58 PM
I bought a fleshlight. The things actually DO feel like a vagina!  :o

I guess we won't be seeing you on here much anymore?  :zoinks:
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3034 on: March 09, 2011, 05:59:18 PM »
I bet Schleed will say that a fleshlight will be the closest thing most aspie guys will get to a vagina, right? :wanker:
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3035 on: March 09, 2011, 06:03:14 PM »
You keep setting yourself up for it.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3036 on: March 09, 2011, 06:39:40 PM »
A very bad video game.   :(
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3037 on: March 09, 2011, 07:18:11 PM »
An eighth ounce of Dank. :stoned: :baked:
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3038 on: March 09, 2011, 07:49:17 PM »
Quote from: Pentagram on March 09, 2011, 05:59:18 PM
I bet Schleed will say that a fleshlight will be the closest thing most aspie guys will get to a vagina, right? :wanker:

That's actually more the kind of thing you  would say.   :orly:
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3039 on: March 09, 2011, 09:25:21 PM »
A napoleon letter opener.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3040 on: March 09, 2011, 09:31:27 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 09, 2011, 07:49:17 PM
Quote from: Pentagram on March 09, 2011, 05:59:18 PM
I bet Schleed will say that a fleshlight will be the closest thing most aspie guys will get to a vagina, right? :wanker:

That's actually more the kind of thing you  would say.   :orly:

Especially because Pentagram is the one who said it.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3041 on: March 09, 2011, 09:37:07 PM »
If penty could afford a fleshlight he wouldn'smell like the pig next door.
Quote from: Semicolon on March 09, 2011, 09:31:27 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 09, 2011, 07:49:17 PM
Quote from: Pentagram on March 09, 2011, 05:59:18 PM
I bet Schleed will say that a fleshlight will be the closest thing most aspie guys will get to a vagina, right? :wanker:

That's actually more the kind of thing you  would say.   :orly:

Especially because Pentagram is the one who said it.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3042 on: March 09, 2011, 09:39:35 PM »
Quote from: PPK on March 09, 2011, 09:25:21 PM
A napoleon letter opener.

Is it a life-size likeness??  :lol:
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3043 on: March 09, 2011, 10:04:59 PM »
 About 5" long, so yeah.  :lol:
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3044 on: March 10, 2011, 06:11:54 AM »
Quote from: PPK on March 09, 2011, 10:04:59 PM
About 5" long, so yeah.  :lol:

Are you going to post a pic  of your letter opener?  :eyebrows:
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