What have you bought lately?

[Lucifer]

yep. the live ones slither across the hillside after you.

blimey, that's terrifying.  i mean, usually, if a threat is imminent, one runs for the hills.  where the fuck does one run to if the hills are full of slithering bogs?! 

[duncvis]

under the bed? I dunno. good job I'm talking out of my arse.

[Lucifer]

under the bed? I dunno. good job I'm talking out of my arse.

as opposed to me, as i'm talking out of delirium. 

[Parts]

cellulose and 2 and a half inch wood plugs.  I just thrill you all I know

[Lucifer]

cellulose and 2 and a half inch wood plus.  I just thrill you all I know

i am thrilled to my core, parts.  i awake every morning, and my first thought is, "what's parts bought recently?!" and the urge, nay compulsion, to find out propels me from my bed and onto the computer.

[odeon]

[Johnny]

food

[Kasa]

I bought a heated mouse.  I hate winter.

[Lucifer]

i bought a mouse, too, but i hope it isn't heated - i loathe having hot hands.

i also bought two books; one about the british and food, and one about poisons -  research for my next novel.   

AND i bought a turtle fridge magnet and a knitting pattern for socks for my secret santa thing on the knitting site i frequent.  i'm going to get her lots of little things, so she spends ages opening them all - projecting like mad, me, cos i love that!   :lol:

[Trigger 11]

I bought an urn for my Mother. Expensive they are. Plus I paid for the cremation service to the tune of several thousand dollars. We should have held a Jedi Ceremony instead.

[Lucifer]

chrsit, that's steep.  i hope my lot have the sense to either donate my body to medical science, or shove me in the ground in a cardboard box (pagan funerals do), so i can make the flowers grow quicker, and save all that cash.

which reminds me, i should put that in my will...

[Trigger 11]

Indeed! My Wife and Sister know to burn me as cheap as possible or throw me in a compost pile. Otherwise donate me to the Women's Orgasm Society for their personal pleasure. No ceremony and no tributes, etc.

What I have learned is that everyone should write a will, or whatever you have, including yourself, may end up being controlled by some evil corporation.

[ApotheosisIV]

Speedo swimming trunks

[Pyraxis]

What I have learned is that everyone should write a will, or whatever you have, including yourself, may end up being controlled by some evil corporation.

How does that work? Was it because of the debt, or is there somebody whose job it is to step in whenever a death certificate is filed?

[Leto729]

Bought 2 tree lamps.