A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Have any of you bastards got any of my odd socks, I think I have a wromhole in the washing machine as well.
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on June 19, 2008, 12:59:17 PMHave any of you bastards got any of my odd socks, I think I have a wromhole in the washing machine as well.I may have them here. I have lots of socks looking for mates.
Quote from: Callaway on June 19, 2008, 01:56:08 PMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on June 19, 2008, 12:59:17 PMHave any of you bastards got any of my odd socks, I think I have a wromhole in the washing machine as well.I may have them here. I have lots of socks looking for mates.Looking for a mate seems to be a common thread around here. Let's hope the horny socks become more suave and personable in the near future and have a better chance of finding a mate. One thing worse than being single is being married and single at the same time. I feel for the horny socks, everywhere.
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on June 19, 2008, 12:59:17 PMHave any of you bastards got any of my odd socks, I think I have a wromhole in the washing machine as well.I have a few of those. I'll give them back to you if you give back mine.
A 20 gallon air compressor, hose and reel for it at a tag sale
Quote from: parts on June 20, 2008, 11:58:56 AMA 20 gallon air compressor, hose and reel for it at a tag saleI have one of those. It's great for speeding up the BBQ fire.
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on June 19, 2008, 12:59:17 PMHave any of you bastards got any of my odd socks, I think I have a wromhole in the washing machine as well.We have that wormhole too, socks go out and pens come in, the wormhole must be in the spare room. And the pens are coming through not working, the ink has dried up. I was going to buy a long-sleeved shirt bit I didn't have the money.