What have you bought lately?

[odeon]

hey, tesla, can you repair my broken bed frame, too?  it's an antique, so i can't just cobble it together. 

bloody sexual enthusiasm, eh?  and not mine, this time, i hasten to add.

thank the gods. 

Er, you don't want to have that welder anywhere near your antique bed.

[Lucifer]

hey, tesla, can you repair my broken bed frame, too?  it's an antique, so i can't just cobble it together. 

bloody sexual enthusiasm, eh?  and not mine, this time, i hasten to add.

thank the gods. 

Er, you don't want to have that welder anywhere near your antique bed.

do you mean welder as in tool, or welder as in man?

 

[odeon]

hey, tesla, can you repair my broken bed frame, too?  it's an antique, so i can't just cobble it together. 

bloody sexual enthusiasm, eh?  and not mine, this time, i hasten to add.

thank the gods. 

Er, you don't want to have that welder anywhere near your antique bed.

do you mean welder as in tool, or welder as in man?

 

 

[DirtDawg]

hey, tesla, can you repair my broken bed frame, too?  it's an antique, so i can't just cobble it together. 

bloody sexual enthusiasm, eh?  and not mine, this time, i hasten to add.

thank the gods. 

Er, you don't want to have that welder anywhere near your antique bed.

You're being cautious on both counts.

[Lucifer]

hey, tesla, can you repair my broken bed frame, too?  it's an antique, so i can't just cobble it together. 

bloody sexual enthusiasm, eh?  and not mine, this time, i hasten to add.

thank the gods. 

Er, you don't want to have that welder anywhere near your antique bed.

do you mean welder as in tool, or welder as in man?

 

 

that's why i asked, silly.

i won't, on both counts, okay? 

[Lucifer]

hey, tesla, can you repair my broken bed frame, too?  it's an antique, so i can't just cobble it together. 

bloody sexual enthusiasm, eh?  and not mine, this time, i hasten to add.

thank the gods. 

Er, you don't want to have that welder anywhere near your antique bed.

You're being cautious on both counts.

indeed, especially as it was his faul...

ahem!

/whistles innocently...

[odeon]

hey, tesla, can you repair my broken bed frame, too?  it's an antique, so i can't just cobble it together. 

bloody sexual enthusiasm, eh?  and not mine, this time, i hasten to add.

thank the gods. 

Er, you don't want to have that welder anywhere near your antique bed.

You're being cautious on both counts.

I actually realised this when writing the post. Clever, me.

[odeon]

hey, tesla, can you repair my broken bed frame, too?  it's an antique, so i can't just cobble it together. 

bloody sexual enthusiasm, eh?  and not mine, this time, i hasten to add.

thank the gods. 

Er, you don't want to have that welder anywhere near your antique bed.

do you mean welder as in tool, or welder as in man?

 

 

that's why i asked, silly.

i won't, on both counts, okay? 

[ozymandias]

hey, tesla, can you repair my broken bed frame, too?  it's an antique, so i can't just cobble it together. 

bloody sexual enthusiasm, eh?  and not mine, this time, i hasten to add.

thank the gods. 

Sure, as soon as the second degree burns on my fingertips heal.    

i luuuurve dangerous tools. 

The human male finger tips............better than any sex toy!      Especially when connected to the hands and mind of a skillful and sensitive user!   

[Parts]

Have to buy two new tires tommrow

[Tesla]

Have to buy two new tires tommrow

I wrote this a while back, maybe it'll help you:

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Good-Deal-on-Tires

[Parts]

Have to buy two new tires tommrow

I wrote this a while back, maybe it'll help you:

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Good-Deal-on-Tires

Thanks

[Lucifer]

milk and tobacco, today.  whoopy-do. 

[odeon]

Groceries.

[Parts]

This freaky knife it's for cutting insulation and is razor sharp little scary